38 Mad Men Pick Up Lines

Love the TV show Mad Men, or want to pick up anyone who is a fan of the TV show? Use these Mad Men inspired pick up lines to help you land on that hot guy or girl! Impress your loved one if you are already in a relationship with these witty inside phrases to help i

Mad Men Pick Up Lines
They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that' Don Draper: 'So I guess I'm helping both of us'	Copy This.
“I'm not the solution you're looking for. I'm another problem.” That's from Mad Men. Hot right?	Copy This.
Anybody mind if I take off my pants?	Copy This.
Can I expense you a drink?	Copy This.
Forget growing old together, let's pickle our youth in gin together.	Copy This.
Give me a martini please.	Copy This.
Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.	Copy This.
Hey girl, show me your Joans.	Copy This.
I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.	Copy This.
I just was giving her a hard time... can I give you one too?	Copy This.
I like redheads. Their mouths are like a drop of strawberry jam in a glass of milk.	Copy This.
I was trying to communicate without words, but it's not working.	Copy This.
I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.	Copy This.
I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.	Copy This.
I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.	Copy This.
I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.	Copy This.
I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.	Copy This.
I'm just like Mad Men, I'll make you wait till Sunday night — and then I'll make you scream.	Copy This.
I'm just like Peggy Olson: Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.	Copy This.
I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me. Guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.	Copy This.
If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.	Copy This.
Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?	Copy This.
Let's sexercise.	Copy This.
Look, I want to tell you something and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever seen and I don't care who knows it.	Copy This.
My generation, we drink because it's good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do.	Copy This.
My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana	Copy This.
Now, all I need is a cigarette and you.	Copy This.
Of course I'm sketchy, I'm an art director.	Copy This.
The drunker you are, the funnier I become. ABC did research.	Copy This.
The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?	Copy This.
This isn't China. There's no money in virginity.	Copy This.
Want to grab lunch?	Copy This.
What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.	Copy This.
When God closes a door, he opens a dress.	Copy This.
When you can't feel your cheeks, you've had enough	Copy This.
Why it is that whenever a man takes you to lunch around here, you're the dessert?	Copy This.
You don't want to get in this boys club... it wants to get in you.	Copy This.