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| Real Housewives Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Don't be tardy for the party in my pants! | |
| Double the bling, double the spray tan, double the pleasure! | |
| God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful. | |
| I am very rich and let's go spend some money, honey. Bloop! | |
| I don't say no very much, I say yes, yes, YES! | |
| I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now. | |
| I like my men like I like my shapewear: tight and spanky. Holla! | |
| I shall show you the true meaning of the vanderPUMP | |
| I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau. | |
| I'd flip a table to get to you, baby! | |
| I'm a Vegas girl, wanna call my bluff? | |
| I'm gone with the wind fabulous and you're about to get twirled, baby! | |
| I'm hot from the ankles up, but I know how to get down. | |
| I'm not a bitch but I can play one if that's your thing. | |
| I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed. | |
| I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed. | |
| If you like how I take off my let, wait until you see me take off my clothes! | |
| If you think I'm sexy wait until you meet my hooker alter ego, Alana. | |
| In my world money doesn't talk, it swears. | |
| It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party! | |
| Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it. | |
| Let's plan a Dina party in your pants. Namaste, bitches! | |
| Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a class with the countess. | |
| My kids can speak 5 languages and I can orgasm in 6. | |
| New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym. | |
| Planes and yachts are nice, but your ass is even nicer. | |
| Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book. | |
| Show me your jellybeans and I'll take you to kellyland. | |
| The fastest way into my heart is with good grammar and a bottle of champs. Emphasis on the champs. | |
| Treat me like a princess, and you might just get a chapter in my book. | |
| Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird? | |
| Wanna a taste of my cannoli? | |
| Wanna escape to my witch mountains? | |
| Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty? | |
| Wanna see me on display? | |
| Wanna see my woo-hoo? | |
| Wanna sign up for classes at the bailey agency school of sextimes? | |
| Wanna spend one long, hot, kandi-koated night with me? | |
| Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious. | |
| You and I should get real close like a couple of Siamese cats. | |
| You be the drink, and I'll be the straw that stirs you... | |
| You mess with my family, you mess with me. Mess around with me, that's different. That's a good time. | |
| You now what would be so hot? If I wrap you up in zarin fabrics and spend your money. |
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