43 Real Housewives Pick Up Lines

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Real Housewives Pick Up Lines
Don't be tardy for the party in my pants!
Double the bling, double the spray tan, double the pleasure!
God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.
I am very rich and let's go spend some money, honey. Bloop!
I don't say no very much, I say yes, yes, YES!
I fought too hard for this zip code to go home now.
I like my men like I like my shapewear: tight and spanky. Holla!
I shall show you the true meaning of the vanderPUMP
I wanna dress you in she by sheree and take you back to my chateau.
I'd flip a table to get to you, baby!
I'm a vegas girl, wanna call my bluff?
I'm gone with the wind fabulous and you're about to get twirled, baby!
I'm hot from the ankles up, but I know how to get down.
I'm not a bitch but I can play one if that's your thing.
I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed.
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.
If you like how I take off my let, wait'll you see me take off my clothes!
If you think I'm sexy wait until you meet my hooker alter ego, Alana.
In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.
It's my turtle time! Show me your pinot and let's party!
Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.
Let's plan a dina party in your pants. Namaste, bitches!
Money can't buy you class but it can buy you a class with the countess.
My kids can speak 5 languages and I can orgasm in 6.
New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.
Planes and yachts are nice, but your ass is even nicer.
Sexy life, loyal wife, take a page from my book.
Show me your jellybeans and I'll take you to kellyland.
The fastest way into my heart is with good grammar and a bottle of champs. Emphasis on the champs.
Treat me like a princess, and you might just get a chapter in my book.
Two things turn Shannon Beador on: Crystals and talking in the third person. Is that weird?
Wanna a taste of my cannolis?
Wanna escape to my witch mountains?
Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?
Wanna see me on display?
Wanna see my woo-hoo?
Wanna sign up for classes at the bailey agency school of sextimes?
Wanna spend one long, hot, kandi-koated night with me?
Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.
You and I should get real close like a couple of siamese cats.
You be the drink, and I'll be the straw that stirs you...
You mess with my family, you mess with me. Mess around with me, that's different. That's a good time.
You now what would be so hot? If I wrap you up in zarin fabrics and spend your money.

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