Feeling geeky? Here is our list of Howard Wolowitz Big Bang Theory Pick Up Lines. These pick up lines are nerdy, cheesy, and funny, and more often than not they will not work (Unless the girl that you are interested is really into science). Enjoy and have fun!

Howard Wolowitz Big Bang Theory Pick Up Lines
Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.
760 degrees celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.
Are you a 90 degree angele? Because you looking right.
Are you exothermic reaction? Because you're making me hot.
Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!
Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.
Baby you must be made of mica rock, because you have a perfect cleavage.
Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
Baby, are you a motherboard? Cause I'd 'Ram' you all night long.
Baby, you must be a neuron, because you've got some action potentional.
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.
Do you like motorcycles? 'Cause I ride a hog.
Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.
Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.
Group hug!
Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?
Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.
Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.
Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.
Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.
I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.
I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.
I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.
I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.
I'm like PI baby. I'm really long, and I go on forever.
I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.
If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me - rough or smooth?
If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.
it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!
Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!
On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.
The universe must revolve around you, because your gavitational forces are banging.
There is no cache, let's just go straight to the hard drive.
Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.
Why don't we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?
Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.
You give me epsilon, I'll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.
You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?
You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.
You turn my software into hardware.
You're a photo quanta to my valence electron - you excite me to another level.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
You're so hot you denature my proteins.
Your bosons - they give me a hadron.
Your mouth says, "shields up!" But your eyes say, "a hull breach is imminent."


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