New girl is a funny comedy that is both quirky and witty. Use the most interesting and funny pick up lines that are based on New Girls to help you break the ice with guys and girls who love this TV show.

New Girl Pick Up Lines 
A steering wheel in the shape of a boob.New Girl
Can we just take a moment to celebrate me?New Girl
Did you get my junk mail?New Girl
Hey girl, my cake is so moist for you.New Girl
Hey girl, why don't me and you go and try defy gravity together?New Girl
I am rugged, semtic prince!New Girl
I can make you feel really warm in your uterus.New Girl
I find douchebags strangely attractive. Just no white fanging.New Girl
I have some “junk” mail for you.New Girl
I just want to be slapped around!New Girl
I like being weird and taking my time!New Girl
I love mango chutney, really any type of chutney...New Girl
I may be dirty, but I play old.New Girl
I noticed you're a fan of Zooey Deschanel. Would you like to play my ukulele?New Girl
I'll tap you...like a maple tree.New Girl
I'm a model. I know how ot pose in bed.New Girl
I'm a very good secretaryNew Girl
I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree.New Girl
I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail, it's hot sex that I deliver.New Girl
I'm like a marine in bed.New Girl
I'm like a sexual snowflake, you never know what you're going to get!New Girl
I'm looking at you looking at me being so naughty.New Girl
If you died, I'd be lost!New Girl
If you're looking for adorkable, look no more!New Girl
It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now.New Girl
It's like you're ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.New Girl
It's the freakin' weekend.New Girl
Let me put my money in your douchebag jar.New Girl
Let's go home, put on kimonos, and hang loose.New Girl
Let's put on some drake and take this rendezvous home, girl.New Girl
My bottom is like a plant. It needs sun and air.New Girl
My curves will make you sing!New Girl
Officer, can I read you your rights? You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain sweet.New Girl
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.New Girl
The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all seuels now.New Girl
We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!New Girl
Well. I guess I can't hide my crazy.New Girl
When did one on one sex become old fashioned? Never!New Girl
Where did all that hair come from? You're a lioness!New Girl
Who's that girl (or boy)? It's you as my new main squeeze.New Girl
Yo girl. What yo name is?New Girl
You are hot hot hot!New Girl
You don't know it yet, but you're my boo.New Girl
You don't need to hire a plumber to take care of your plumbing. I got this.New Girl
You got hurt, that doesn't mean you stop trying.New Girl
You might give my nipples that purpose they've been looking for.New Girl
You're so cute, you might make me leave my cat Ferguson.New Girl
You're wild, but I'd never White Fang you.New Girl
YOUTHS!New Girl


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