Downton Abbey is a popular TV Show. Does your girl or guy love the show? Flirt with them using the best Downton Abbey themed pick up lines.
| Downton Abbey Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you a Great War? Because you must leave men my age devastated. | |
| Are you distantly related? If so, that's hot. | |
| Are you from Tennessee? Because that would be a disappointment. Americans are brusque. | |
| Are you quite well, my lady? | |
| Are you wearing several layers of uncomfortable undergarments or are you always this hot? | |
| At my age one must ration one's excitement | |
| Footmen give good foot rubs. | |
| Get those lumps...in my tea. | |
| Hey girl, do my eyes deceive me or are those pants you're wearing? | |
| Hey girl, let's start a revolution in your pants. | |
| Hey lady, I feel no need to conform to the aristocratic custom of hiring a valet when I have you to undress me with your eyes. | |
| I cannot find the words to say how I feel. | |
| I have a really hot personality. | |
| I just got a telephone give me your number and I'll call you once I figure this contraption out. | |
| I know we're related, but at least you're not a dead Turk or Jordan Mormont. | |
| I know you want some of this Yorkshire pudding. | |
| I like to wear pants. I also like to take them off. | |
| I run a tight ship in bed. | |
| I spread socialism... not herpes. | |
| I'd fancy being beneath you physically in addition to socially. | |
| I'm a lamb in the streets but a freak in the sheets. | |
| If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you. | |
| If you're turning American on me, I'll go downstairs. | |
| Is that a mirror in your afternoon dress? Because I can see myself in it, much to the dismay of your noble family. | |
| Let's conspire to bang. | |
| Let's crumpet after dinner. | |
| Let's do it. Then I'll remake the bed. Then we can do it again. | |
| Let's watch Downton Abbey and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist. | |
| Might I be so bold as to say that I think your "Downstairs" is quite "Upstairs." | |
| No life appears rewarding if you think too much about it. | |
| No man can regret loving as I have loved you | |
| Pardon me, but I seem to lost my phone number. Can I have yours so my valet can hold on to it until I wish for him to call you on my behalf? | |
| Seems a pity to miss such a good pudding | |
| These blue eyes tell no lies. You're hot. | |
| Was your father a baker due to the fact that he was not born into an aristocratic family and thus being a tradesman was his only viable career option? Because you've got nice buns. | |
| We don't need any of this newfangled electricity to make sparks fly. | |
| What is a weekend? | |
| Why? Don't you want me? | |
| You can dowager count-on-me. | |
| You don't watch Downton Abbey? How middle class, dear. | |
| You know what they say. The bigger the sense of honor the bigger the... |
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