31 Depression Pick Up Lines

Feeling depressed or hitting on someone with crippling depression? Use the best depression pick up lines. Pick up lines for depression including – are you depression, depressed, feeling down, and more. Make your dates feel better with these great depression pick up lines. Easy Copy & Paste!

Depression Pick Up Lines
Are you a loan during the Great Depression? Because I wanna take you out	Copy This.
Are you a psychologist because you cure my depression.	Copy This.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.	Copy This.
Are you depressed yet? Because you’ve been stuck in my head all day.	Copy This.
Are you depressed, TOO?!	Copy This.
Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.	Copy This.
Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.	Copy This.
Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.	Copy This.
Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.	Copy This.
Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.	Copy This.
Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.	Copy This.
Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.	Copy This.
Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.	Copy This.
Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.	Copy This.
Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.	Copy This.
Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.	Copy This.
Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?	Copy This.
Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of orgasm.	Copy This.
Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.	Copy This.
Girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!	Copy This.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?	Copy This.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.	Copy This.
Hey girl are you 1929? Because you give me the Great Depression.	Copy This.
Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill? Because I want more than one dose a day.	Copy This.
I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.	Copy This.
I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.	Copy This.
The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.	Copy This.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.	Copy This.
What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.	Copy This.
Would you settle for me tonight?	Copy This.
You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!	Copy This.