14 Diarrhea Pick Up Lines

Are you diarrhea or do you have diarrhea? Use the best explosive or bad diarrhea pick up lines to help you flirt at the toilet or in the bathroom. These corny and funny pick up line about diarrhea will help you grab his or her attention. Easy Copy & Paste!

Diarrhea Pick Up Lines
Babe are you hot diarrhea? Because I am about to come out of you like lava.
Babe, I want you like I want diarrhea, I can't wait to have you come for me.
Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.
Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.
Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.
Hey girl, are you diarrhea? Because once you start coming, you won't be able to stop.
Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea. I just cant keep it in anymore.
I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.
Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.
My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.
My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.
My love for you is like my diarrhea: I can't keep it in.
Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

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