59 Social Distancing and Quarantine Pick Up Lines

Are you social distancing yourself during the Coronavirus pandemic? Use these cute pick up phrases and flirt with the ones that you love. Make the best out of your quarantine and lock down. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines . These pick up lines feature common themes like safe distance, quarantine best practice, and stockpiling household supplies.

Social Distancing and Quarantine Pick Up Line 
Are you a pandemic? Because you have my heart on lockdown.
Are you locking down with me? Because I want to flatten your curves.
Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.
Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.
Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?
Babe, are you ready for my sweet droplets?
Babe, I am all the PPE you need.
Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.
Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.
Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.
Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?
Do you quarantine often? When’s the last time you had a 14 night stand?
Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe sex.
During this quarantine we have to stock up on essential supplies. Come home with me and my stockpile will be complete!
Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.
Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?
Girl, I could sanitize and disinfect you inside out and all night long.
Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.
Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.
Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.
Girl, you look amazing from this distance.
Girl, you look amazing with those masks and gloves.
Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.
Have you been tested?
Hey Babe! Can I deliver you a drink?
Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?
I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.
I love you so much that I want to share my hand sanitizer with you.
I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.
I saw you from across the street. Stay there.
I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.
I wouldn't want to be quarantined with anyone else but you.
I’m a sanitizer in the streets and a Hazmat suit in the sheets
If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?
Is that a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Kiss me through the phone.
Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.
Safer at home, and safer in my bed.
Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.
Skype and chill?
That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.
The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.
Time to shelter in my place baby.
Want to dance 6 feet apart?
Want to kiss with mask on?
Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?
Want to quarantine and chill?
Want to shelter in place on my bed?
We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.
We shouldn't get together sometime.
What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.
When everything's closed, but can you open up your legs?
Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.
You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”
You can't spell virus without U and I.
You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.
You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?
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