31 Depression Pick Up Lines

Feeling depressed or hitting on someone with crippling depression? Use the best depression pick up lines. Pick up lines for depression including – are you depression, depressed, feeling down, and more. Make your dates feel better with these great depression pick up lines. Easy Copy & Paste!

Depression Pick Up Lines 
Are you a loan during the Great Depression? Because I wanna take you out
Are you a psychologist because you cure my depression.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you depressed yet? Because you’ve been stuck in my head all day.
Are you depressed, TOO?!
Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.
Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.
Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.
Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.
Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.
Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.
Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.
Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.
Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.
Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.
Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.
Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?
Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of orgasm.
Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.
Girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Hey girl are you 1929? Because you give me the Great Depression.
Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill? Because I want more than one dose a day.
I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.
I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.
The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.
Would you settle for me tonight?
You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!


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