53 Archaeology Pick Up Lines

Digging the bones or picking up chicks with the best Archaeology pick up lines. Archaeology can be quite a boring class to take. You can make it interesting by using these Archaeology themed pick up lines. They will help you land on that guy or girl of your dream.

Archaeology Pick Up Lines
Are you a Nahua priest? Because you’re totally holding my heart in your hands.	Copy This.
Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you.	Copy This.
Baby you’re more precious than an artifact!	Copy This.
Baby, I’ve got a huge grant !	Copy This.
Baby, you make this Homo erectus.	Copy This.
Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you're turning me into Homo Erectus!	Copy This.
Baby, your hotness is a social fact!	Copy This.
Back in action, gonna cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors.	Copy This.
Can I excavate your mounds?	Copy This.
Can I touch your tangible heritage?	Copy This.
Care to shine my trowel?	Copy This.
Come here and let me demonstrate how to shovel probe.	Copy This.
Did it hurt when you fell from your culture’s dogmatic view of an afterlife?	Copy This.
Excuse me miss, but are you Mesa Verde? Because it feels like I've been digging you for years.	Copy This.
Fancy rimming my sherd?	Copy This.
Hey baby, Can I probe your moist area?	Copy This.
Hey baby, can I survey your features ?	Copy This.
Hey baby, can i use my GPR on you?	Copy This.
Hey baby, could i have a look at your artifacts?	Copy This.
Hey baby, I wanna go down today… about 10 centimeters.	Copy This.
Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!	Copy This.
Hey, I’ve just discovered a bone in my pants, and I was wondering if you could date it.	Copy This.
Hey, wanna come over and examine my collection of Folsom points?	Copy This.
How about we take tis to dance floor and I'll sow you the Intertubercular Groove?	Copy This.
I find your culture fascinating…I’d like to learn more about your mating rituals.	Copy This.
I like my women like I like my DNA helicase - unzipping my genes.	Copy This.
I like your hotspot.	Copy This.
I sure would like to calibrate your curves.	Copy This.
I would never bury our love in a coniferous forest, because the acidity of the soil would ruin any chance of preservation.	Copy This.
I'll make your plumb bob!	Copy This.
I’d like to excavate your site.	Copy This.
I’m a linguistic anthropologist, may i study your tongue?	Copy This.
If I told you that you had some nice secondary sex characteristics, would you hold them against me?	Copy This.
Is that an increment borer in your pocket or are you happy to see me?	Copy This.
Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.	Copy This.
Let’s forget the carbon and move straight to the dating!	Copy This.
Let’s have a debate. I’ll be a cultural relativist, and you assume the missionary position.	Copy This.
Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.	Copy This.
My, my you are a special find.	Copy This.
My, what a large ranging pole you have!	Copy This.
So, wanna get dirty?	Copy This.
Wanna extract some minerals from my bone?	Copy This.
Wanna share a trench?	Copy This.
What a nice pair of platform mounds you got there!	Copy This.
Why don’t I show you my anterior pubis so you can sex me to 95% accuracy?	Copy This.
Would you like to examine my bone?	Copy This.
Would you like to see my totem ?	Copy This.
Wow, and all this time I thought nothing was sexier than archaeometry!	Copy This.
You know, you really match my culturally constructed beauty standard !	Copy This.
You like petrology? Well, check out this cleavage!	Copy This.
You remind me of the Kennewick Man, I’d do anything to claim you for my own.	Copy This.
You're an osteologist? In that case, there's a bone I'd like to show you...	Copy This.
Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Otzi the Iceman!	Copy This.