Is your guy or girl date into US politics or trivia? Flirt with them by having fun with these US related pick up lines that feature presidents, politics, and history!
|US History and Political Pick Up Lines
|Are you a pilgrim? Because I'd let you land on my rock. Plymouth's got nothing on me, if you know what I mean.
|Are you a union worker with a history of anarchy?
|Are you in charge of the new transportation bill because you have been running through my mind all day!
|Are you the Cuban missile crisis?
|Are you the Manhattan project? I've gotta say – you're bomb.
|Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes
|Baby, you can trust me. I always pull out at the last second.
|Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
|Call it manifest destiny, but I truly believe it's my God-given right to acquire you.
|Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.
|Call me Paul Revere because I'd like to give you a midnight ride.
|Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.
|Do you want to see a majority whip?
|Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction
|Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.
|Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.
|Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.
|How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
|I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
|I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.
|I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.
|I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.
|I motion to elongate the caucus.
|I must be the Russian space program, because I'm just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.
|I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.
|I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
|I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
|I would gladly admit to having sexual intercourse with you.
|I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
|I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
|I'll build you a moon base, if you let me get to third base (twice).
|I'm gonna go ahead and UC the motion to have you come back to my place for some bipartisan outreach.
|I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
|I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
|I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
|I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.
|If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
|Just ask Thomas Paine; he knows dating me is common sense.
|Just because the national debt is going up doesn't mean I can't go down on you...
|Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
|Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
|My chad won't be hanging if you let me punch that hole.
|My names huey long and I can share some wealth
|No wonder they were called the intolerable acts. I couldn't handle it if there was a tax on your sugar.
|Oh we can filibuster All Night Long.
|On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?
|Right now, my teeth aren't the only part of me that's wooden.
|Sorry i'm not into bondage.
|The battle of the bulge? Unnecessary. There's no competition with mine.
|The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
|The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
|There is just no veto-ing you. Lets caucus together sometimes?
|There's an economic stimulus package waiting for you at my house.
|They don't call me a rough rider for nothing.
|This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.
|Wanna get incumbent?
|You can pull my lever.
|You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every article of your clothing on.
|You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
|You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.
|You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.
|You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb
|You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
|You'd make a great vice. Get under me.
|You're causing a rise in my polls.