82 Engineering Pick Up Lines

Are you looking for some flirty related engineering pick up lines to use on guys? Or girls too but they are a little more rare in the field of engineering. These funny pick up lines feature some key concepts from the various engineering fields. They include civil, electrical, mechanical, and computer science. Make these nerdy pick up lines work on your favorite engineer guy or girl!

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Engineering Pick Up Lines 
Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Babe I heard you like roses, so here's a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?
Baby, If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Can I do your Systems Analysis?
Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.
Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.
Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.
Finally after 20 years of studies I found X in you – The X factor of my life.
Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.
Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet
Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
Hi can I check out your Data Base?
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project
Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?
How about we do some DPI
How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I am ready to git commit
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to....
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
I like the area bounded by your two curves.
I scale.
I want you to reboot real quick
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
I'd like to get you under your fume hood!
I'd switch to emacs for you.
I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.
Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
Nice set of parabolas!
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
That is a slide rule in my pocket.
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won't know the volume of mine until tonight.
Wanna come back to my room and see my latest Computer?
Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 166mhz Pentium?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
Wanna take some data?
Want a 100% uptime night?
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.
We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.
Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Why was the beam smiling? It was caught up in a positive moment.
Would you unwrap my manifold?
Wow you got a fantastic elevation
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You increase my Young's modulus.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You NP-complete me.
You prefer a quick time line erection?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.
You're sweeter than glucose.
Your or mine
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

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