194 Computer and Programming Pick Up Lines

Is the one you are interested into computers, software, programming language, or any kinds of software apps? Are you with a software engineer, programmer, or IT person? If so, these flirty computer related pick up lines can definitely help you.

We have compiled the best list of funny, nerdy, and witty pick up lines. They are based on computer and computer parts, programming code, and software themes. Because computers or IT can be such a big field, make sure that you use the correct ones. Select the ones that can relate to the person you are trying to pick up or hit on.

Use these computer related pick up lines at school, computer labs, or even tech companies. You will for sure impress with your nerdy yet witty pick up line phrase and sayings. Good luck finding and picking up that true love!

Computer Pick Up Lines
[me != me]. [me += you].
A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
Anonymity makes me even more handsome.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.
Are you an exception? Let me catch you.
Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.
Baby you know this junk isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!
Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality
Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.
Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.
Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.
Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
Baby, you overclock my processor.
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?
Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.
Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.
Come to my and I’ll give you sudo access.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
Could I borrow your smartphone? I need to post a Facebook status update that I've met the woman of my dreams, in order to make all the ex-girlfriends I'm still Facebook friends with jealous.
Could I have your I.P.?
Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.
Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.
Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!
Girl, you are an A++.
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.
Here's my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101
Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?
Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor I'd like to deliver my load to.
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.
Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your Facebook?
I am a Boolean method whose love will always return true.
I am a Buffered Reader. You input meaning into my life.
I am the field attribute in your class: I can't exist unless you do.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
I googled your name earlier... I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'
I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?
I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.
I think we should increase our bandwidth.
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
I think you're my compiler. My life wouldn't start without you.
I want all of our functions to be read/write.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.
I would love to stick my pins into your sockets.
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
I'd switch to a Iphone for you.
I'd switch to emacs for you.
I'll always have cache for you.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
I've fully rebooted from my last relationship.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
If I were a method, you must be my parameter, because I will always need you.
If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.
If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.
If we were connected on LinkedIn, I'd endorse you all night long.
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
If you were a USB Port I'd stick my jump drive into you.
If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady
If you were an eBay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Im not staring, Im stuck in a loop. (Logic: while (girl=hot, look))
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Is your network encrypted? Im looking to hack.
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
Let me be the 'throws Exception’ to your 'public static void main (String[] args)’. I will accept whatever you give me.
Let's interface our hardware.
Let's just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
Living with you would be like living in a virtual reality.
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Most people say women are NP-complete, but if I get you into bed, I can solve you in polynomial time!
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
My attraction for you is stronger than the magnetic forces inside of my hard disk.
My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite….
My love for you comes with no strings attached.
My love for you is a constant variable: unupdatable and unchangeable.
My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.
My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'
My name is #####, and I speak Klingon.
My servers never go down... but I do!
Need me to unzip your files?
Need me to unzip your files?
Nice Set of Floppies!
No GPU in the world could make you look hotter than you already are.
No kinky Windows stuff.
No matter how I sort things, you'll always be first.
No, that's not a iphone in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
Oh little processer of my desire!
Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick
Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?
Our Love Routines link perfectly.
Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.
Press any key to continue.
Public class Your World extends My World.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
There is no cache, lets go straight to the hard drive.
There is no primitive data type that could possibly hold the number of things I would do to spend one night with you.
Trust me, I'm user friendly.
Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Want to see my Red Hat?
We are an aggregation of classes: one cannot exist without the other.
We can make beautiful .wav files together.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.
Well, now you've gone and killed my process.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chat room like this?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
while(myBAC >= 0.3) {YourHotness++; }
Why don't you come down to my basement apartment in my mom's house and see me sometime?
Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...
Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses…
You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.
You are my API. I want to know everything about you.
You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.
You are my initializer: without you, my life would point to nothing (null).
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You are my superclass: you define what I can do.
You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
You are the IDE of my life: I find it easier because of you.
You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won't compile without you.
You auto-complete me.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
You defragment my life
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
You had me at "Hello World."
You have a trojan? hmm... I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
You have nice syntax.
You look familiar. What's your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
You make my software turn into hardware!
You must be tired because you've been streaming through my RSS feed all day…
You must be Windows 95 because you have me so unstable.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
You totally spiked my traffic.
You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive
You want to learn about computers huh, you've already passed the first lesson "Turning Me On"
You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.
You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.
Your eyes are far more gorgeous than any source code I have ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

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