Are you looking for some nerdy pick up lines featuring cos/sin, log, algebra, and geometry? You have come to the right place. Use these math themed pick up lines at study groups, or just a simple math class. They are funny and cheesy, and when used at the right time, these math pickup lines can make you appear to be pretty smart too.

Math Pick Up Lines
1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. i>3U
Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because your perfect.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!
Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometery
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
At absolute zero, you would still move me.
B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth
Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted
Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9
Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...
Baby let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves
Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve...
Baby, let me find your nth term
Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n.
Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola
Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!
Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Can i explore your mean value?
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi
Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart
Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical?
Hey baby, what's your sine?
Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Hey...nice asymptote.
Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyse my performance?
How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my natural log
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.
I 1-sin(theta) you
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me
I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent
I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
I less than three you..... (i <3 you)
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!
I think if you and i had Hex we'd be a perfect OA
I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned
I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.
I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables
I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.
I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!
i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever.
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
I'm relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.
I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
I've been secant you for a long time
I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.
If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.
If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be +1
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.
If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long!
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice
Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 ... infinity}
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume
Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point..
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.
My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded
My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi
Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.
The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.
The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
Wanna expand my polynomial?
We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate
What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one
Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded
Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.
You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
You and i add up better than a riemann sum
You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
You are one well-defined function.
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
You must be sin squared, because I'm cosin squared and together we equal one.
You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.
You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
You're as sweet at 3.14.
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!


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