44 Dr. Seuss Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

Dr. Seuss is an amazing story teller who has authored many many children’s storybooks. Use these Dr. Seuss pick up lines to pick up girls who may be familiar with Dr. Seuss work such as preschool or elementary school teachers. Make these Dr. Seuss inspired pick up lines work for you by being cheesy and funny.

You can also consider using these Dr. Seuss related pick up lines on Dr. Seuss days, or special Dr. Seuss events at libraries.

Dr. Seuss Pick Up Lines
Could you do it with a friend? Could you do it end to end? Could you do it nude with me? Could you do it while I see? Hee hee hee..
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three. Would you, could you, come home with me?
Fish! I'll do it!
From far or near or here or there, haven't I seen you before somewhere?
Have you ridden a golden croc? Or would you prefer my cock?
Have you tried this new drink? You know that you should. It has both parts fizzhoofink, and both parts are good.
Hey, sleep with me. I am not scary. I'm really rich. I'm Drew Carey.
Hey, you wanna, hop on pop
Hi there girl, you look so great, Would you kindly be my date? Get to know me, I'm a perfect man Now would you? Could you? Get in the van?
Hop on pop?
How'd you like to be in my next book: 'Great Legs and Ass'?
I am Sam. Sam I am. Would you, could you, like to date? Would you, could you, like to mate?"
I came without condoms. I came without pills. I came inside hotties and gave them the thrills.
I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.
I hate this place - the crowd's so phony! Say, care to ride me like a pony?
I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.
I may not like Green ham or eggs, but I sure love your long, thin legs.
I said what I meant, I meant what I said, I’m hung like an elephant, Just bring me to bed.
I'll do it with you in a car I'll do it with you in a bar I'll do it with you in my bed I'll do it with you on a sled
I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2. But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.
In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!
Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?
It’s too cold to go out. It’s too wet to play ball. So let’s sit in this bar, And do nothing at all.
Marvin K. Mooney, will you please come now?!?
My heart ain't the only thing two sizes too large, if you know what I mean.
My tricks are not bad. Why, we can have lots of good fun if you wish! Here’s a fun little game called, Drink, drink, drink like a fish!
Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.
Of all the beaches and all the bars, We’ve met here — two Sneetches — with stars upon thars.
On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!
One fish, Two fish My place, Your place?
One fish. Two fish. Me fish. You?
Sally from Whoville, what's your sign? Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?
That's not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby.
Wanna see my cat inna hat?
With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.
would you could you, suck my cock? would you could you, by the dock?
Would you like to see my house? Would you like to unbutton my blouse? Would you like to grazzle my flam? And in the morning, green eggs and ham!
Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?
Y'know, after he stole it, the Grinch hid Christmas - in my pants.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. But it’s what’s in your pants That I’d like to choose.
Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.
Your eyes are like wumbus, Your hair is like jertain. Your zumers look murky-mooshy, But I’d like to be certain.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! Just kidding. That’s from The Grinch. Wanna go out?

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