Are you looking for some nerdy pick up lines featuring cos/sin, log, algebra, and geometry? You have come to the right place. Use these math themed pick up lines at study groups, or just a simple math class. They are funny and cheesy when used at the right time. These math pickup lines can make you appear to be pretty smart too.
| Math Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| 1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. i>3U | |
| Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same. | |
| Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y. | |
| Are you a 45 degree angle? Because your perfect. | |
| Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right! | |
| Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry | |
| Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus. | |
| Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you | |
| At absolute zero, you would still move me. | |
| B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth | |
| Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you are sooo hot my screen melted | |
| Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you. | |
| Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9 | |
| Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves... | |
| Baby let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves | |
| Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive! | |
| Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems. | |
| Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve... | |
| Baby, let me find your nth term | |
| Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n. | |
| Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me. | |
| Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola | |
| Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems! | |
| Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction. | |
| Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge | |
| Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life. | |
| By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. | |
| Can i explore your mean value? | |
| Can I plug my solution into your equation? | |
| Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits? | |
| Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi | |
| Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours. | |
| Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart | |
| Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical? | |
| Hey baby, what's your sine? | |
| Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx? | |
| Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial? | |
| Hey...nice asymptote. | |
| Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y? | |
| Honey, you're sweeter than pi. | |
| How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? | |
| How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my natural log | |
| How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number? | |
| Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours. | |
| I 1-sin(theta) you | |
| I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me. | |
| I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number. | |
| I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply. | |
| I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain. | |
| I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution? | |
| I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me | |
| I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y? | |
| I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent | |
| I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you | |
| I less than three you..... (i <3 you> | |
| I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log? | |
| I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!! | |
| I think if you and i had Hex we'd be a perfect OA | |
| I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned | |
| I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations... | |
| I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk. | |
| I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves | |
| I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves. | |
| I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. | |
| I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places! | |
| I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities. | |
| I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection. | |
| I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities. | |
| I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs. | |
| I would really like to bisect your angle. | |
| I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! | |
| I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables | |
| I'd like to plug my solution into your equation. | |
| I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx! | |
| i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity. | |
| I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. | |
| I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! | |
| I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever. | |
| i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl. | |
| I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop. | |
| I'm relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last. | |
| I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent? | |
| I've been secant you for a long time | |
| I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! | |
| If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate. | |
| If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption. | |
| If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1 | |
| If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me. | |
| If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you. | |
| If I were an integral, I'd fill you up. | |
| If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be +1 | |
| If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent? | |
| If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1. | |
| If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me. | |
| If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long! | |
| If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one. | |
| In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry. | |
| Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice | |
| Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 ... infinity} | |
| Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume | |
| Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed) | |
| Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge | |
| Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending | |
| Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled. | |
| Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point.. | |
| Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction. | |
| Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction. | |
| My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary. | |
| My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help? | |
| My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function | |
| My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing. | |
| My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. | |
| My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever. | |
| My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending. | |
| My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing. | |
| My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing. | |
| My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing. | |
| My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded | |
| My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it? | |
| On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi | |
| Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it | |
| Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. | |
| T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane. | |
| The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant. | |
| The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom. | |
| The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space. | |
| The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won | |
| The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight. | |
| The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting. | |
| Wanna expand my polynomial? | |
| We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate | |
| What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you | |
| What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one | |
| Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded | |
| Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective. | |
| Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you? | |
| Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions. | |
| Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form? | |
| Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log? | |
| Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic? | |
| Yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided. | |
| You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip | |
| You and i add up better than a Riemann sum | |
| You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together. | |
| You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. | |
| You are one well-defined function. | |
| You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. | |
| You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. | |
| You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle. | |
| You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you. | |
| You must be sin squared, because I'm cosine squared and together we equal one. | |
| You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real. | |
| You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you. | |
| You're as sweet at 3.14. | |
| You've got more curves than a triple integral. | |
| Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. | |
| Your beauty defies real and complex analysis. | |
| Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen. | |
| Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero. | |
| Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator! |
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