Charge your love particles with the best physics pick up lines. Quantum, theoretical, classic, and nuclear physics are all within your special relativity. Pull your crush in with attractive gravitational pick up lines. Whether they are physics teachers or physics majors, make your nerdy and scientific guy or girl love you even more with funny pick up lines in physics. Easy Copy & Paste!
| Physics Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me. | |
| Are you a black hole? Because time stops when I’m with you. | |
| Are you a charged capacitor? Because I want to store energy inside you. | |
| Are you a charged particle? Because I feel a strong force between us. | |
| Are you a fermion? Because I can’t resist getting close to you. | |
| Are you a muon? Because time flies when I’m with you. | |
| Are you a neutron star? Because I can’t resist your gravitational pull. | |
| Are you a neutron? Because you make my heart unstable. | |
| Are you a nuclear reactor? Because you’re generating a lot of heat in my heart. | |
| Are you a particle accelerator? Because I want to speed up our interactions. | |
| Are you a particle in the quantum field? Because I can’t determine your position and velocity at the same time, and it’s driving me crazy. | |
| Are you a photon? Because you brighten up my day. | |
| Are you a positron? Because I’m feeling positively attracted to you. | |
| Are you a positron? Because you’re definitely on the top of my list of anti-things I’d like to pair up with. | |
| Are you a quark? Because I feel like you complete me. | |
| Are you a quark? Because we’d be a perfect match. | |
| Are you a singularity? Because every time I get close to you, time just stops. | |
| Are you a singularity? Because from where I’m standing, time appears to have stopped. | |
| Are you a singularity? Because you are my eternity. | |
| Are you a uranium atom? Because I feel like I’m undergoing spontaneous fission in your presence. | |
| Are you a wave? Because I feel a strong attraction every time I see you. | |
| Are you a wormhole? Because I want to take a shortcut to your heart. | |
| Are you an alpha particle? Because you make my heart race. | |
| Are you an electron? Because you’re attractive. | |
| Are you made of baryons? Because you’re my type of matter. | |
| Are you made of dark matter? Because you’re difficult to detect, but I feel your influence all around me. | |
| Are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together. | |
| Are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe. | |
| Can I be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves? | |
| Can I be your Higgs boson? Because I want to give your life meaning and mass. | |
| Can I be your Schrödinger’s cat? I want to be in a superposition of being both alive and in love with you. | |
| Can I be your wave function? I promise to collapse for you. | |
| Can I borrow a proton? I want to attract you. | |
| Can I have your significant digits? | |
| Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive. | |
| Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine. | |
| Do you have a magnetic field? Because I’m really attracted to you. | |
| Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you. | |
| Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading. | |
| Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done. | |
| Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you! | |
| Heisenberg is always right, because I would be both doing you and not doing you tonight. | |
| Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you are doing tonight. | |
| Hey baby. It’s massive. You know what I’m talking about. | |
| How do you feel about group experiments? | |
| I bet that dress looks even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.82 m/s2 | |
| I don’t need a calculator to know that we’re a perfect match. | |
| I don’t need to measure your position and momentum to know you’re the one for me. | |
| I feel a strong force between us, and it’s not just gravity. | |
| I feel a strong force pulling me towards you, and I think it’s the electromagnetic one. | |
| I have E=mc² tattooed on my ass. Wanna see? | |
| I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? | |
| I know the spring constant of my mattress, interested in taking some data? | |
| I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed. | |
| I must be a black hole, because I feel a strong gravitational pull towards you. | |
| I must be a quark because I’m constantly attracted to you. | |
| I must be a string theorist, because I believe in multiple universes where we’re together in every one of them. | |
| I must be a subatomic particle, because I can’t seem to escape your strong attraction. | |
| I must be an electron because you just knocked me off my feet. | |
| I must be dark matter, because I can’t be seen but I know I’m affecting you. | |
| I must be in a quantum state of tunneling, because my heart is jumping the potential barrier towards you. | |
| I supply voltage, you a little resistance; imagine the current we can make together. | |
| I think we could have some serious chemistry together. | |
| I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could get to lie tangent to your curves. | |
| I’d like to be the photon to your electron and transition to a higher state of energy. | |
| I’d really like to study this ‘heavenly body’. | |
| I’m attracted to you like an electron to a proton. | |
| I’d love to be in a superposition with you, where we exist in multiple states of affection at the same time. | |
| If I were a proton, I’d be attracted to you like a positively charged particle to a negatively charged particle. | |
| If we were entangled particles, our paths would cross and never diverge. | |
| If we were in a quantum tunneling event, I’d gladly pass through any potential barrier to be with you. | |
| If we were mathematically inclined, I’d be the yin to your yang. | |
| If you were a particle accelerator, I’d be happy to be your proton. | |
| If you were a particle, you’d be a photon, because you’re always traveling at the speed of light. | |
| If you were an electric field, I would be an electron, so I could be in your flux all the time. | |
| I’m attracted to you like an electron to a proton. | |
| I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. | |
| I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum. | |
| I’m like a cosmic microwave background, always radiating love towards you. | |
| In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby. | |
| Let’s couple our equations tonight. | |
| Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory. | |
| Let’s meet up so I can excite your natural frequency. | |
| Let’s be like entangled particles, always connected no matter the distance between us. | |
| Let’s be like two different dimensions, always close but never quite touching. | |
| Let’s exchange fermions! | |
| Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. | |
| My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. | |
| Our attraction is like a quantum entanglement, inexplicable but undeniable. |
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