Do you want to pick up the cute girl or hot guy inside your psychology class? Are you in the field of Psychology such as a psychiatrist or university researcher and you want to be funny? Use the best nerdy and cheesiest psychology related pick up lines. Hope these pick up lines featuring common psychology terms and ideas can work for you.
| Psychology Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating. | |
| And when I snap my fingers, you will take your clothes off on and remember none of this.. | |
| Are you Broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless. | |
| Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism? | |
| Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you're really hot! | |
| Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning. | |
| Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex. | |
| Baby you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long | |
| Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph | |
| Baby you're so beautiful…I can't break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can't help not experiencing you as a whole. | |
| Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it. | |
| Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you! | |
| Can I buy you a shrink? | |
| Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships? | |
| Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly. | |
| Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement. | |
| Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky! | |
| Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal | |
| Do come lay on my couch… With me. | |
| Do i have to use deception to get voluntary participation from you? You make me want to revoke my withdraw rights | |
| Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory? | |
| Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you're also putting hot dogs through doughnuts. | |
| Forget self-care. I'm here to make it all better. | |
| Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here. | |
| Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again? | |
| Hey baby, how about we try an experiment using stimulus and response? | |
| Hey baby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M | |
| Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory? | |
| Hey Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool. | |
| Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, because you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog. | |
| Hey Girl! I am really worried that you're at risk for vicarious traumatization. | |
| Hey Girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness. | |
| Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother. When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars? | |
| Hey, how about you come over to my place and i free you from your confrontation with the givens of existence? | |
| I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon. | |
| I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession? | |
| I know your name's not little Albert, but I can make you scream. | |
| I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie. | |
| I think I've just been classically conditioned by your beauty. | |
| I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope. | |
| I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me! | |
| I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams? | |
| I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you? | |
| I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out? | |
| If you're an axon, i would be your myelin sheath. | |
| Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization. | |
| Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar… | |
| My hypothalamus is going wild for you! | |
| My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you. | |
| Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you were a null Hypothesis, I would fail to reject you. | |
| Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize? | |
| Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later? | |
| What Freudians repress, let's express! | |
| When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars? | |
| Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him? | |
| Why don't I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm? | |
| You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion! | |
| You fire up all the reward centers in my brain- you're like a dopamine rush to my head. | |
| You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman! | |
| You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long. | |
| You make my medulla spatter. | |
| You must be tired, because you've been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night. | |
| You remind me of my mother. | |
| You're into threesomes? Great, because I've got split personality. | |
| You're the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman. | |
| Your ego may be saying ‘no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath. |
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