Is your guy or girl date into US politics or trivia? Flirt with them by having fun with these US related pick up lines that feature presidents, politics, and history!
| US History and Political Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you a pilgrim? Because I'd let you land on my rock. Plymouth's got nothing on me, if you know what I mean. | |
| Are you a union worker with a history of anarchy? | |
| Are you in charge of the new transportation bill because you have been running through my mind all day! | |
| Are you the Cuban missile crisis? | |
| Are you the Manhattan project? I've gotta say – you're bomb. | |
| Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes | |
| Baby, you can trust me. I always pull out at the last second. | |
| Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line. | |
| Call it manifest destiny, but I truly believe it's my God-given right to acquire you. | |
| Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair. | |
| Call me Paul Revere because I'd like to give you a midnight ride. | |
| Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent. | |
| Do you want to see a majority whip? | |
| Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction | |
| Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair. | |
| Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field. | |
| Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me. | |
| How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One? | |
| I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can". | |
| I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are. | |
| I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy. | |
| I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other. | |
| I motion to elongate the caucus. | |
| I must be the Russian space program, because I'm just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space. | |
| I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away. | |
| I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down. | |
| I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people. | |
| I would gladly admit to having sexual intercourse with you. | |
| I'd like to get your opinion on my poll. | |
| I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin. | |
| I'll build you a moon base, if you let me get to third base (twice). | |
| I'm gonna go ahead and UC the motion to have you come back to my place for some bipartisan outreach. | |
| I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be. | |
| I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me! | |
| I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants. | |
| I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you. | |
| If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln. | |
| Just ask Thomas Paine; he knows dating me is common sense. | |
| Just because the national debt is going up doesn't mean I can't go down on you... | |
| Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate. | |
| Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you. | |
| My chad won't be hanging if you let me punch that hole. | |
| My names huey long and I can share some wealth | |
| No wonder they were called the intolerable acts. I couldn't handle it if there was a tax on your sugar. | |
| Oh we can filibuster All Night Long. | |
| On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight? | |
| Right now, my teeth aren't the only part of me that's wooden. | |
| Sorry i'm not into bondage. | |
| The battle of the bulge? Unnecessary. There's no competition with mine. | |
| The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't. | |
| The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising. | |
| There is just no veto-ing you. Lets caucus together sometimes? | |
| There's an economic stimulus package waiting for you at my house. | |
| They don't call me a rough rider for nothing. | |
| This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south. | |
| Wanna get incumbent? | |
| You can pull my lever. | |
| You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every article of your clothing on. | |
| You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH! | |
| You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours. | |
| You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious. | |
| You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb | |
| You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me. | |
| You'd make a great vice. Get under me. | |
| You're causing a rise in my polls. |
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