Are those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place! | |
Are you a store Black Friday flyer? Because you turn me on. | |
Baby, you are like a Black Friday deal... worth the wait. | |
Black Friday = Broke Saturday. | |
Black Friday = The Day People Spend Money They Don't Have On Things They Don't Need. | |
Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages. | |
Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over TV's & stuff on sale | |
Black Friday is when I drive to the local KFC for a gang bang. | |
Black Friday night landed me with medical bills that cost me more than what I saved. | |
Black Friday reminds me so much of bowling because the people ahead of me remind me of the pins that I wish to knock out. | |
Black Friday. You know what? I don't see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday. | |
Careful, don't run too fast, or you might just trample my heart. | |
Come over on Black Friday. We can have sex and left-over from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook. | |
Dang girl don't you know it's Black Friday? Those pants should be 100% off. | |
EVERY day is "Black Friday" if you're a Kardashian. | |
Every Friday was Black Friday to me. | |
For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday. | |
Girl, I'd dig through a $5 DVD bin for your favorite movie on Black Friday if it'd win your heart. | |
Hey, baby. Do you like Black Friday? Because it’s always black in my man cave. | |
I am crazy about you like how I am sucker for Black Friday shopping, | |
I am staying home on Black Friday. How about you? | |
I have been waiting behind you in line for four hours. Nice ass. | |
I see you waiting in line too. I can help you kill some time. | |
I want Black Friday prices and short lines everyday. | |
I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday. | |
I'd give up my HD TV for a smooch from you. | |
I'd like to get caught in a revolving door with you. | |
I'd wait for days, in the freezing cold, just for you... and a new TV. | |
I'll be celebrating Black Friday in my traditional way.... by completely ignoring it. | |
I'm a great bargain hunter. | |
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off. | |
If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze | |
If you're scared of catching a cold you can always come sleep in my tent. | |
It is getting cold. Your hands must be freezing. Want to come inside my tent? I know a great way to warm you up. | |
Love for sale: $9.99 for a smoking hot night. | |
Meeting you is like getting the best deal without waiting in the Black Friday lines. | |
My feelings for you is greater than the Black Friday line. | |
No baby, this ain't my flashlight... | |
Probable Headline: "1000 Americans killed trying to get twinkies on Black Friday." | |
Push, shovel, grab, tackle, and yell. | |
Skip the Black Friday line. You can have me for free. | |
That's a great outfit. How can I get it 90% off? | |
Why the hell don't liquor stores have Black Friday sales? | |
Would you mind holding my place in line I want to | |
You are the best Black Friday of my life. | |
You can't put a price on love like ours. | |
Your clearance rack looks awesome, if ya know what I mean. | |