34 Camping Pick Up Line

Are you camping with a significant other or trying to ask someone out to camping? Use these cheesy and funny pick up lines to help you impress and flirt. Some of these pic up lines for camping can be dirty, so use them only when the time is right!

Camping Pick Up Line
A flash light isn't the only thing I will be turning on tonight.
Are we camping? You just set my marshmallow on fire.
Are you a campfire, because you are hot and I want s'more.
Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?
Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.
Babe, let me light your inner fire with my good end of the stick.
Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.
Babe, you erect my tent without effort.
Baby it's cold outside, would you share body heat with me?
Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.
Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.
Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.
Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.
Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.
Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.
Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.
Girl, you are the spark that light my fire.
Hey girl, you good at pitchin' my tent.
Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.
Hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.
I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.
I got the only wood we need to heat us up.
I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.
Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.
Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!
You set my heart bonfire.
You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what's going to happen.
You're a perfect ten(t).
You're the batteries to my flashlight.

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