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| Knock Knock Pick Up Line | |
|---|---|
| Knock Knock Who's there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Aldo! Aldo who? Aldo anything for you! | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Anime! Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq? Cos I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up | |
| Knock knock Who's there? Bangkok! Bangkok who? Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Candice! Candice Who? Candice be love I'm feeling right now? | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away, I missed you. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? De Niro! De Niro who? De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Dubai! Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Honey bee! Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? I love you! I love you who? Don't ask who, because it's you. | |
| Knock knock Who's there? I love! I love who? Awwww I love you to. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? India! India who? What's it gonna take to get India pants. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Juan! Juan who? The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Juno! Juno who? Juno I love you right? | |
| Knock knock Who's there? Love! Love who? Love this dick. | |
| Knock knock Who's there? Needle! Needle who? Needle a little love right now. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning. | |
| Knock Knock Who's there? Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you. | |
| Knock Knock! Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you! | |
| Knock knock! Who’s there? Aretha. Aretha who? Aretha flowers for you. | |
| Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No more tears, your love is here. | |
| Knock knock! Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl! | |
| Knock Knock! Who’s there? I love you! I love you who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you. | |
| Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Can I get some sweet loving? | |
| Knock Knock! who’s there? marry. marry who? marry me. | |
| Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? How can I kiss you I’m outside! | |
| Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will be my Valentine? | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Al. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open the door. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anything for you. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Baby owl. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later at my place. | |
| Knock Knock! Who's there? Beautiful! Beautiful who? You! | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon. | |
| Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Butch. Butch who? Butch your arms around me and give me a hug. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I'm feeling? | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom? | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Grab! Grab who? Me! | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew know who fine you're looking? | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband? | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Ike. Ike who? Ike can rock your world, baby. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Ima. Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, don't you? | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to give you a kiss. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Mirra. Mirra who? Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little love right now. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Radio! Radio who? Radio not, here I come! | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Tex. Tex who? Tex two to tango. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Waldo. Waldo who? I have heard that you have been trying to find me. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? When where. When where who? Tonight, my place, me and you. | |
| Knock knock! Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us open it up | |
| Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I love you! I love you who? You! | |
| Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I am crazy about you. | |
| Knock, knock Who's there? Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan who? You're the Obi-Wan for me! | |
| Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Baker! I got some nice buns for you. | |
| Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe give some loving? | |
| Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise who? This guy is your boyfriend! | |
| Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Doctor! Doctor who? Oh yes I am a doctor. | |
| Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss? | |
| Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? ME! | |
| Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole. | |
| Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right next to you. | |
| Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Pasta! Pasta La Vista Baby! | |
| Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police, it’s cold out here. | |
| Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Waiter ! Waiter who ? Waiter I get my hands on you ! | |
| Knock, knock! Who's there? Dream. Dream Who? You having a sweet dream tonight. | |
| Knock, Knock! Who's there? Oman. Oman who? Oman, you are cute! | |
| Knock, knock. Who’s there? Algo. Algo who? Algo anywhere with you. | |
| Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and kiss me! | |
| Knock, knock. Who’s there? Johann. Johann who? Johann a beautiful smile! | |
| Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Needle! Needle who? Needle a little love right now. | |
| Knock, knock. Who’s there? Who’s there? Mayer. Mayer who? Mayer days be filled with laughter and love. |
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