Did you see someone hot or interesting inside a pharmacy or by the drug section of a major retailer such as Walmart or Target? Use these general medicine pick up lines that can be used inside a Pharmacy. These flirty and funny pick up lines work and they may help you open up the conversation with the person that you love.
|Pharmacy Pick Up Lines|
|Apply me to your sensitive area.|
|Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.|
|Are you lost Ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.|
|Babe, is ur middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.|
|Baby I'm like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.|
|Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.|
|Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.|
|Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.|
|Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.|
|Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.|
|Even Pepcid AC can't stop my haert's burning for you.|
|Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.|
|Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!|
|Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval|
|Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.|
|Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.|
|Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.|
|Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.|
|Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.|
|How about Pen G and Plan B?|
|I don't always get C2 prescriptions, but when I do, I get ten at a time.|
|I got your suppository right here, baby.|
|I have all sorts of protection|
|I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough|
|I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.|
|I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.|
|I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.|
|I want to take you over the counter.|
|I'm a certified drug dealer.|
|I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?|
|I'm your Plan A... we'll worry Plan B later.|
|If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.|
|Is it me or is there an interaction between us?|
|Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?|
|Is that a Zpak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?|
|Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.|
|Must be taken orally.|
|My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.|
|My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.|
|No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.|
|Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…|
|Reasons to date a pharmacist:|
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.
|So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...|
|Take twice-daily or as desired.|
|Would you prefer something to suck on?|
|Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.|
|You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.|
|You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.|
|You make my dopamine levels all silly.|
|You must be a Class III, because you got my heart racing.|
|You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.|
|You're so pharma-cute-ical!|
|Your calves must be aching. Because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.|
|Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.|