54 Pharmacy & Drug Store Pick Up Lines

Did you see someone hot or interesting inside a pharmacy? Or by the drug section of a major retailer such as Walmart or Target? Use these general medicine pick up lines that can be used inside a Pharmacy. These flirty and funny drug store pick up lines work. Open up the conversation with the person that you love.

Pharmacy Pick Up Lines
Apply me to your sensitive area.
Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Are you lost Ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Babe, is ur middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.
Baby I'm like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.
Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
Even Pepcid AC can't stop my haert's burning for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!
Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval
Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.
Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.
Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
How about Pen G and Plan B?
I don't always get C2 prescriptions, but when I do, I get ten at a time.
I got your suppository right here, baby.
I have all sorts of protection
I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough
I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.
I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I want to take you over the counter.
I'm a certified drug dealer.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?
I'm your Plan A... we'll worry Plan B later.
If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Is that a Zpak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.
Must be taken orally.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…
Reasons to date a pharmacist:
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.
So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...
Take twice-daily or as desired.
Would you prefer something to suck on?
Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
You must be a Class III, because you got my heart racing.
You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Your calves must be aching. Because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.
Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

Pick Up Lines for Drug Stores and Pharmacy

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