47 Laundromat Pick Up Lines

The Laundromat is one of the best place to pick up guys or girls. You are stuck inside the laundromat for small period of time. You have plenty of opportunities to have small chat with that cute girl or guy. Use these flirty and funny laundromat themed pick up lines. Start the conversation and test your laundromat pick up skill now.

Laundromat Pick Up Lines
All those clothes would look great on my floor. Well, after the dry cycle.
Are those space pants? Because you're outta this world.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Can I help you do your laundry?
Can I help you fold those sheets?
Can you help me? How much detergent do I need to put in with these clothes?
Can you tell me how much bleach to put in with my good suit?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
Does this thong smell clean to you?
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Here, let me help you put your clothes in the dryer.
Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
I could really use a good fluffing.
I know a great way to get the wrinkles out of those sheets.
I'll bet that you're naked under or on top all those clothes
I'm too flexy for my shirt… too flexy for my shirt… too flexy…
I’m wrinkle-free, pre-shrunk and low-sudsing.
Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Know why I wash in hot water? With you around, it's not like anything's going to be shrinking.
Let's make like a laundry cycle. I'll be Dirty, you'll get wet, we'll spin around, tumble dry, and snuggle
Let’s front-load.
Looking for someone to clean your lint catcher?
Looking for your Rinse Charming?
Me without you is like a wahser without dryer.
My mother has that same bra!
Nice dryer sheets. Can I sleep with you tonight?
Operating on permanent press tonight?
Pick a number between 1 and 10. (Guess) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
So many dryers, so little time.
Someday my rinse will come
Sorry, but you owe me a quarter. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped clean laundry.
Spin here often?
That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?
That's a nice shirt. can I talk you out of it?
That's a stain on my bra top, isn't obvious? (pointing to the breast)
The water’s not the only thing here that’s hard.
Tide waits for no man.
Wanna go for a spin?
Well, now that my underwear is clean, time to dirty it again.
Where's the tag that says "made in heaven"? (Check back of her shirt)
Would you like to go grab a bite or drink while we are waiting on our clothes?
You should probably leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
You smell lemony fresh.
You’re a beautiful woman and that’s not just the bleach fumes talking.
Your stained sheets tell me you're someone worth getting to know.

Pick Up Lines for Washer and Dryer Laundromat

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