35 Tinder Pick Up Lines

Tinder is one of the most popular friend making and chatting apps. You can meet and have fun with new people. We have compiled a list of funny Tinder pick up one liners to help you make great first impressions.

These cheesy pick up lines feature simple ice breakers that work. May you find the love of your life, may it be either guy or girl!

Tinder Pick Up Lines
69 miles away, huh? Well that's ironic...
Are you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because there is a political uprising in my pants.
Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
Do you want to hook-up? I mean hang out...
Do you work at build-a-bear? Cuz I'd stuff you.
Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a slut instead.
I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship
I think this is love at first tinder
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I'd be your Prince Charming if you be my Tinderella
I'd tell you a joke about pizza but its kinda cheesy.
I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.
I've had sex with -1 girls. Wanna get me back to even?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Is your personality as angelic as your hair?
Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you're in the bone zone!
Like your picture.
My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder,
So I think we should screw.
We would make sexy babies
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
What are the chances I see you naked tonight?
Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
You got the best smile on tinder. You must use crest.
You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stickā€¦ Because we're a match.

Pick Up LInes for Tinder

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