Do you live in the ghetto or try to pick up girls in a not so nice area? Use these gangster or ghetto related pick up lines that relate to crime, drug, and thieves. Although you probably do not want to exactly use these in the heart of ghetto; but you probably can take advantage of these pick up lines to show that you have a ghetto related background! Girls love guys who have come from nothing to everything. Work these ghetto related pick up lines to pick up girls!
| Ghetto Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass. | |
| Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! | |
| AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back | |
| AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix | |
| AYE girl lemme me put my direct in yo deposit! | |
| Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat | |
| Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages | |
| Come in the house and take off your coat, open your mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! | |
| Damn you got a big A S S !! | |
| Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! | |
| Do you have baby momma/daddy syndrome? Because I can be the daddy/momma of your kids. | |
| Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass | |
| Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Because I put the D in Raw | |
| Don't worry I'll look better after a few drinks | |
| Dont worry about me baby. I'm gettin sum measurements. I'm about to lay some pipe | |
| Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime. | |
| Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant a whole field of y'all! | |
| Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste you "Now And Later"? | |
| Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK. | |
| Go out with me and I will pimp up your ride with some bling rims. | |
| Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street." | |
| Hey baby, do you know how to drive? Because I would love to ride | |
| Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave | |
| Hey Boo, I'd be your Ryde or Die chick in a heart beat. | |
| Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion. | |
| Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma! | |
| Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you | |
| Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy? | |
| Hey girl you lookin like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty | |
| Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend? | |
| Hey, are your parents beavers, because DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. | |
| Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. | |
| Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person | |
| I can do you before one can finish a Malt Liquor. | |
| I claim you in the name of JESUS! | |
| I dont care that you you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat! | |
| I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack. | |
| I got some suga for ya | |
| I have good credit | |
| I love you more than the bug infestation in the low income housing project. | |
| I'm digging you like a shovel ma! | |
| I'm Lil Wayne bitch | |
| I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way. | |
| I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all yours in that booty.... | |
| If fine was a felony you'd be on death row. | |
| If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? | |
| If I was in your 1st grade class I would have played house with you | |
| If what matters is on the inside... How about I get on the inside? | |
| If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town | |
| Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close | |
| Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number? | |
| Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope! | |
| Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes. | |
| Is your heart available for layaway? | |
| Just get in tha car, bitch... I'm famous | |
| Lemme borrow that number girl | |
| Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. | |
| Ok, I'm here. What are your other two wishes? | |
| So what directory should I look for your heart's number? | |
| That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity? | |
| That weave is out of this world. | |
| The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate | |
| The only nigguh flya than you .. is yo reflection | |
| There's somethin wrong wit your phone... my numbers not in it | |
| Wanna play house? You can be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night. | |
| Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid? | |
| Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you. | |
| Watch your step girl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else. | |
| Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work | |
| Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free | |
| Yo girl, I heard your good at math... Because your legs are always divided. | |
| You a good girl, you jus need a thug in ya life to treat you rite! | |
| You are as beautiful as your mugshot photo. | |
| You hungry? Ha I am..bust that p*ssy open for me | |
| You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make youp for certain shortages? Well I don't even own a car | |
| You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle | |
| You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. | |
| You look sexy in that a ripper slipper. | |
| You look so exotic, you must be part Cherokee. | |
| Your dad must have been a heat radiator, because you've melted my icy heart. | |
| Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you've got a nicely tuned body. | |
| Your so hot you must've started all of global warming |
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