68 Las Vegas Casino Pick Up Lines

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. We have compiled a list of Las Vegas and Casino themed pick up lines for you. Use them in Sin City or anywhere with a gambling place. Test your luck with these funny pick up lines that feature some of the most popular casino and table games.

The betting tables are one of the best place for you to socialized. Pick up guys and girls that you may be interested. The funny and catchy Vegas pick up lines featured here include many table games. They include horseshoe, poker, and dice games like baccarat. These pick up phrases that work may be what you need to get lucky in Vegas.

Please note that the pick up lines here mainly feature the “casino” aspect of Las Vegas. If you are into the nightlife and clubbing theme, please check out our Bars and Nightclub pick up lines.

Las Vegas Casino Pick Up Lines
A wise gambler once said you need to know when to fold 'em, know when to hold 'em, and know when to walk away. Well babe, I don't fold, so as I look at your big chips, do you want me to hold 'em or walk away?
Apart from being sexy, how are your lips at blowing on dice?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Baby your like a slot machine, you just suck men up.
Back at my room. The blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.
Can I spin your roulette wheel?
Can I splash my chips all over you?
Can I tap your stack for good luck?
Can you please stop staring at my chip stack
Did you hear that? The DJ is playing our future song!
Did you know this casino hotel has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?
Hey babe, do you want me to show you the V.I.P.
Hey baby, why don't you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one... no, the one on the second floor. No, not that one on the second floor the other one... never mind, I'm sorry I bothered you.
Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?
Hey baby! You’re looking at an expert card counter.
I don't mind going in blind, as long as I'm comin' out happy
I had a flush until you stole my heart
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country
I only have one move in poker and in love…and it’s all in
I wouldn't mind a bad beating from you
I'd like to hit the big one on your pay table.
I'd like to name a slot machine after you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.
I'm not in the blinds, but I want a piece of the/that action.
I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.
I’ve got a side game going on in my pants…wanna play?
If I bet, will you call me?
If lights would turn off every time I would think of you, Las Vegas would soon be pretty dark.
If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'you are here.'
If you pull the slot machine lever, I have a feeling you'll get lucky! Because the lever is in my pants! Grab that Lucky 7, baby!
It's spin time, baby!
Just call me the guy working at one of those kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.
Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.
Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered
My feelings for you are as tall as this seven-story Macy's.
My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?
Nice dice!
Nice rockets!
No, that isn't a deuce in my pocket.
Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!
Shall I make a deposit?
Teavana isn't the only one that gives free samples!
Thank you for helping me make my hand…all I needed was a queen
These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room
Want to run up the down escalator with me?
We can have sex, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes
What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other
What are your casino go-tos?
When you're around, every casino is a sky casino.
Would you like to spin now, or spin later?
Would you please pull this handle for me?
Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.
You can play with my chips anytime.
You know what they say about men with 21?
You look even cooler than the VIP room, and with less overt effort.
You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight
You must be a high roller, because you make my bar raise!
You must be the Las Vegas Sign, because the light around you guided me here.
You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn
You turn me on more than World Tavern Poker.
Your eyes sparkle like someone who has just tried on all the eyeliner at Sephora. Oh, you did? Let's take these guessing skills to Vegas!

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