105 Post Apocalyptic & End of World Pick Up Lines

So it’s the end of the world, and you want to pick up someone, just anyone that’s still alive. These post apocalyptic end of the world pick up lines will work for you. It should be pretty easy to hook up with anyone still alive at those times anyways. (Or you can just pretend like its the end and flirt with that hot guy or girl of interest). We have compiled a list of end of the world pick up lines. They are related to different themes such as Zombie Apocalypse (The Walking Dead or Residential Evil), Robot Revolution (The Terminator). Other apocalypse scenarios caused by natural disasters such as a mega earthquake or hurricane are also included. These funny pick up lines for world’s ending themes will surely score. Enjoy and have fun!

End of the World and Post Apocalyptic Pick Up Lines
Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been shambling and lurching through my mind all day. (Zombie)	Copy This.
As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos. (Zombie)	Copy This.
Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."	Copy This.
Baby, your skin is as soft as Kleenex. And as thin, papery and prone to ripping.	Copy This.
Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)	Copy This.
Can I put missiles in your country?	Copy This.
Come with me if you want to come with me.	Copy This.
Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.	Copy This.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know. (Zombie)	Copy This.
Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)	Copy This.
Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)	Copy This.
Do you come here to pillage often?	Copy This.
Do you have a little zombie in you?...Would you like to?	Copy This.
Don't believe the rumors you heard about me . . . the Bubonic plague didn't affect the important parts.	Copy This.
Don't worry. If there's another quake, I'm something sturdy you can hide under. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
Even if it is the end of the world, there's still time to fix my dance moves. Can you help?	Copy This.
Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)	Copy This.
Hey baby, can I buy you a drink or potable water?	Copy This.
Hey baby, I'm gonna leave you like the population of earth after the meteor hits, screaming, bleeding, and on fire.	Copy This.
Hey baby, that biohazard suit looks good on you but it'd look better on the floor of my bomb shelter.	Copy This.
Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker	Copy This.
hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?	Copy This.
Hey girl, where's the fire? Other than that one over there.	Copy This.
Hey sexy. What's shakin'? (Earthquake)	Copy This.
Hey, the world ends tonight, you don't have to worry about my herpes!	Copy This.
Hopefully the world doesn't end today because I think you might just be my reason to live.	Copy This.
How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change?	Copy This.
How about you and I go out with a bang?	Copy This.
How did someone as rapturously gorgeous as you not get raptured?	Copy This.
I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.	Copy This.
I couldn't imagine spending my last hours on earth with anyone other than you.	Copy This.
I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)	Copy This.
I just couldn't leave the earth without talking to you.	Copy This.
I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.	Copy This.
I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)	Copy This.
I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.	Copy This.
I love you for your braaaaaaaaains! (Zombie)	Copy This.
I love you more than non-perishable food items.	Copy This.
I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.	Copy This.
I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.	Copy This.
I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.	Copy This.
I'm pretty scared that the end of the world is coming, especially since I haven't even gotten your number yet.	Copy This.
I’d give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go! (Zombie)	Copy This.
If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number. (Zombie)	Copy This.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it? (Zombie)	Copy This.
If it is the end of the world, I'm glad I met you first.	Copy This.
If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away! (Zombie)	Copy This.
If the world ends tonight, can I be in your end?	Copy This.
If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date rape?	Copy This.
If we are forced into cannibalism, the first thing I am going to bite is your booty.	Copy This.
If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe. (John Connor)	Copy This.
Is it hot in here or is it just you? The polar ice caps have melted, so it's probably the former, but I just thought I'd ask.	Copy This.
Is that a mutation or are you happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is that a radiation-induced tumor growing out of your inner thigh or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers! (Earthquake)	Copy This.
It's the end of the world, and you're drinking that? Let me get you something better.	Copy This.
It’s a good thing I’m a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous! (Zombie)	Copy This.
Its the end of the world, will you be Mayan?	Copy This.
Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.	Copy This.
Let's make some aftershocks of our own. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
Most guys would say see you later, but the chances of me seeing you again are very slim so let’s get married. (John Connor)	Copy This.
Nice ribs! (Zombie)	Copy This.
No need to evacuate, baby, I'm built rock solid. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.	Copy This.
Prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.	Copy This.
Since this may be our last day on earth, I'm feeling generous. Can I buy you a drink?	Copy This.
so its about to end....wanna go out with a bang?	Copy This.
Somebody said something about a 5.9, but baby, you’re a 10. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
The earthquake was in Virginia today, but it could be in your bedroom tonight. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?	Copy This.
There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.	Copy This.
They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?	Copy This.
They say nice guys finish last. With most of our population gone, it’s about a nine person race. What do I get for finishing fourth? (John Connor)	Copy This.
They say survival sex is the best kind. Want to find out? (Earthquake)	Copy This.
This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)	Copy This.
This weekend let's do to our bodies what Godzilla does to Tokyo.	Copy This.
Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!	Copy This.
Too bad we didn't build a bomb shelter inside this bomb shelter, because I'm about to explode.	Copy This.
Trust me, you will NOT regret it in the morning.	Copy This.
Want to come play on my fault line? (Earthquake)	Copy This.
We owe it to our loved ones to re-populate the earth. Think about our future before you say no. (John Connor)	Copy This.
Well, okay. It’s rigor mortis. But I’m still happy to see you! (Zombie)	Copy This.
What has 148 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper!	Copy This.
What is a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?	Copy This.
When I'm with you, I feel like we're the only two people in the world, and not just because we pretty much are.	Copy This.
When you are gone, I miss you more than the ozone layer.	Copy This.
Would you like to go back to my place? Grab a shovel! (Zombie)	Copy This.
You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning.	Copy This.
You are so funny you almost make me forget. Almost.	Copy This.
You are so hot you will serve as a legitimate source of heat once the impending ice age arrives.	Copy This.
You are the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously, I haven’t seen another person in months. (John Connor)	Copy This.
You didn't feel the earthquake today? That's OK, let's go home and I'll shake you all night long. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.	Copy This.
You have a beautiful eyepatch.	Copy This.
You hit on me harder than the black plague!	Copy This.
You know, I could very well be the last dude on earth. Just sayin’.	Copy This.
You look like (insert sexy superhero...Captain America/Thor and Wonder Woman/Catwoman/Storm would be my first choices), shouldn't you be out saving the world?	Copy This.
You make me feel even safer than my machete.	Copy This.
You must be an earthquake because I'm trembling. (Earthquake)	Copy This.
You should definitely have a proper meal before the end of the world, you wanna get outta here?	Copy This.
You wanna really feel the earth move? (Earthquake)	Copy This.
You’ve stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back? (Zombie)	Copy This.
Your corpse jelly really butters my bread	Copy This.
Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.	Copy This.