So it’s the end of the world, and you want to pick up someone, just anyone that’s still alive. These post apocalyptic end of the world pick up lines will work for you. Even if they do not work, it should be pretty easy to hook up with anyone still alive at those times anyways. (Or you can just pretend like its the end and flirt with that hot guy or girl of interest). We have compiled a list of end of the world pick up lines that are related to different themes such as Zombie Apocalypse (The Walking Dead or Residential Evil), Robot Revolution (The Terminator), or any other apocalypse scenarios caused by natural disasters such as a mega earthquake or hurricane. These funny pick up lines for world’s ending themes will surely score. Enjoy and have fun!

End of the World and Post Apocalyptic Pick Up Lines
Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been shambling and lurching through my mind all day. (Zombie)
As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos. (Zombie)
Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out th esun for generations."
Baby, your skin is as soft as Kleenex. And as thin, papery and prone to ripping.
Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)
Can I put missiles in your country?
Come with me if you want to come with me.
Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know. (Zombie)
Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)
Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)
Do you come here to pillage often?
Do you have a little zombie in you?...Would you like to?
Don't believe the rumors you heard about me . . . the Bubonic plague didn't affect the important parts.
Don't worry. If there's another quake, I'm something sturdy you can hide under. (Earthquake)
Even if it is the end of the world, there's still time to fix my dance moves. Can you help?
Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)
Hey baby, can I buy you a drink or potable water?
Hey baby, I'm gonna leave you like the population of earth after the meteor hits, screaming, bleeding, and on fire.
Hey baby, that biohazard suit looks good on you but it'd look better on the floor of my bomb shelter.
Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker
hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?
Hey girl, where's the fire? Other than that one over there.
Hey sexy. What's shakin'? (Earthquake)
Hey, the world ends tonight, you don't have to worry about my herpes!
Hopefully the world doesn't end today because I think you might just be my reason to live.
How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change?
How about you and I go out with a bang?
How did someone as rapturously gorgeous as you not get raptured?
I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.
I couldn't imagine spending my last hours on earth with anyone other than you.
I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)
I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)
I just couldn't leave the earth without talking to you.
I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.
I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)
I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.
I love you for your braaaaaaaaains! (Zombie)
I love you more than non-perishable food items.
I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.
I'd bang you like a screen door during that tsunami.
I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.
I'm pretty scared that the end of the world is coming, especially since I haven't even gotten your number yet.
I’d give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go! (Zombie)
If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number. (Zombie)
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it? (Zombie)
If it is the end of the world, I'm glad I met you first.
If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away! (Zombie)
If the world ends tonight, can I be in your end?
If there are no more dates in the Mayan calendar, can it really be date rape?
If we are forced into cannibalism, the first thing I am going to bite is your booty.
If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe. (John Connor)
Is it hot in here or is it just you? The polar ice caps have melted, so it's probably the former, but I just thought I'd ask.
Is that a mutation or are you happy to see me?
Is that a radiation-induced tumor growing out of your inner thigh or are you just happy to see me?
Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers! (Earthquake)
It's the end of the world, and you're drinking that? Let me get you something better.
It’s a good thing I’m a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous! (Zombie)
Its the end of the world, will you be Mayan?
Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on youtube.
Let's make some aftershocks of our own. (Earthquake)
Most guys would say see you later, but the chances of me seeing you again are very slim so let’s get married. (John Connor)
Nice ribs! (Zombie)
No need to evacuate, baby, I'm built rock solid. (Earthquake)
Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.
Prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.
Since this may be our last day on earth, I'm feeling generous. Can I buy you a drink?
so its about to end....wanna go out with a bang?
Somebody said something about a 5.9, but baby, you’re a 10. (Earthquake)
The earthquake was in Virginia today, but it could be in your bedroom tonight. (Earthquake)
The storm is going to cause serious flooding, ever done it underwater?
There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.
They say cockroaches are the only things that can survivie a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?
They say nice guys finish last. With most of our population gone, it’s about a nine person race. What do I get for finishing fourth? (John Connor)
They say survival sex is the best kind. Want to find out? (Earthquake)
This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)
This weekend let's do to our bodies what Godzilla does to Tokyo.
Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!
Too bad we didn't build a bomb shelter inside this bomb shelter, because I'm about to explode.
Trust me, you will NOT regret it in the morning.
Want to come play on my fault line? (Earthquake)
We owe it to our loved ones to re-populate the earth. Think about our future before you say no. (John Connor)
Well, okay. It’s rigor mortis. But I’m still happy to see you! (Zombie)
What has 148 teeth and holds back Godzilla? My zipper!
What is a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?
When I'm with you, I feel like we're the only two people in the world, and not just because we pretty much are.
When you are gone, I miss you more than the ozone layer.
Would you like to go back to my place? Grab a shovel! (Zombie)
You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisioning.
You are so funny you almost make me forget. Almost.
You are so hot you will serve as a legitimate source of heat once the impending ice age arrives.
You are the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously, I haven’t seen another person in months. (John Connor)
You didn't feel the earthquake today? That's OK, let's go home and I'll shake you all night long. (Earthquake)
You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.
You have a beautiful eyepatch.
You hit on me harder than the black plague!
You know, I could very well be the last dude on earth. Just sayin’.
You look like (insert sexy superhero...Captain America/Thor and Wonder Woman/Catwoman/Storm would be my first choices), shouldn't you be out saving the world?
You make me feel even safer than my machete.
You must be an earthquake because I'm trembling. (Earthquake)
You should definitely have a proper meal before the end of the world, you wanna get outta here?
You wanna really feel the earth move? (Earthquake)
You’ve stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back? (Zombie)
Your corpse jelly really butters my bread
Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.


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