83 Scuba Pick Up Lines For Divers

Dive into your love life with the best scuba diving pick up lines. Use dirty scuba pick up lines for your perfect dive. These scuba diver pickuplines will get you diving into love in no time. Oxygen tank, dive watch, wet suit, and more. Take advantage of funny scuba dive pick up lines on the surface. Easy Copy & Paste!

Scuba Diving Pick Up Lines 
Are you a member of the dive crew? You’ve turned my heart into knots.
As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!
Babe, check out my HUGE tank.
Babe, I am all about cave diving.
Babe, I can use your Bootie any time.
Babe, I got the only Profile you need.
Babe, want to see how I can handle a girl under pressure?
Blow bubbles if you want to sleep with me!
Can I check out your tank rack?
Can I go down with you?
Can you navigate on this dive? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Care to do an equipment inspection?
Care to go decompress someplace?
Divers do it with seals.
Do I know you? It’s just that you look like my next dive buddy.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?
Do you believe that size doesn't matter only the expansion rate?
Do you hang out here at 15 feet very often?
Do you need a BCD with those?
Do you need a dive buddy?
Excuse me, there’s no smoking on this dive boat. And babe you are smoking hot.
Feel my wetsuit, it’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material.
Girl, I got the perfect depth gauge for your dive.
Gone Down Lately?
Have you experienced Repetitive Dives?
Hey, wanna get wet?
I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.
I bet you'd look great wearing nothing but rubber.
I can stay down a long, long time.
I have a dive knife, but what I really need is a spoon.
I know first aid and can perform the hind lick.
I need emergency oxygen, because you just took my breath away.
I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.
I wish I could be your PADI card so we could always go diving together.
I’m no underwater photographer, but I can picture us together.
If you lived underwater, you’d be an angelfish.
I'm a bad diver...I like to put my hands on the bottom!
I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly.
I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?
I'm studying to be a rescue diver! I can help you with my mouth-to-mouth technique?
I'm tired of one-dive stands — I'm looking for some meaningful buddy breathing.
Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Is that a Moray in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me
Its hot in this drysuit - or is it just you?
My dive watch is broken, can I have a little of your time?
Neoprene, Latex or me?
So what'll it be... Wet?... or Dry?
So... do you dive deep?
Steel, aluminum or me?
That BC you rented yesterday was very becoming, If i was on you'd be cumming.
That wetsuit would look great on my floor!
Thats a nice wetsuit....can I talk you out of it?
That's one long hose I have Here. And yes, I know how to use it.
There’s some-fin special about you.
Trust me. it's a PADI specialty course. You'll get a patch afterward.
Wanna see my "O2 Face?
Want to hang with a divemaster?
Want to join the 10 meter/30 feet club?
Want to join the ten fathom club?
Want to lengthen your bottom time?
We’re mermaid for each other!
We’re not fins, but we’d make a great pair.
What a nice pair of aqua lungs you have there!
What are you, 32% or 36%?
When I go down, it's rare that I come up for air.
When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?
Where we are going, we don't need no Dry Bag.
Will you help me with this zipper?
With you around I will never get bent.
Would you like to help me deploy my long hose?
Would you like to see my special buddy breathing technique?
Would you mind if I logged some bottom time.
You can always count on the divemaster to make sure you’re turned on.
You carbonate my hormones.
You got a great inflator valve, want to blow into me?
You know what they say about guys with big fins.
You know what they say, baby - Big fins.
You should perform a Sex-drill before every dive!
You’d better stay away from the compressor room. You’re so hot you’re on fire!
Your beauty ascents my hose.
Your eyes are like the ocean and I’m lost at sea.
Your trapeze or mine?
You've passed my Visual Inspection - where do you want this sticker?

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