Are you trying to pick up girls and chicks with a stash and joint of Marijuana or weed? Take advantage of these funny 420 related pick up lines. They feature smoking and pot’s use to help you do just that. Break open the conversation and flirt, while having a great time being high and stoned. Spend precious time with the girl or guy you like with these clever pick up lines.
| Marijuana, Weed, and 420 Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| (Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what’s your name again? | |
| (Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move. | |
| Are you a 420 guy? Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together? | |
| Are you a chonger? You took my breath away. | |
| Are you a drug? Because I marijuana take you home tonight. | |
| As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forgot to eat your weedies! | |
| Baby you are sweeter than the brownies. | |
| Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right? | |
| Do you smoke pot? Because weed look good together. | |
| Excuse me ma'am are you a joint? Because you're smoking! | |
| Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us? | |
| Hey baby! You're smoking! | |
| Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane? | |
| Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle? | |
| Hey ya wanna get high? | |
| Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let's smoke this baby. | |
| Hey! Let's make like a blunt and roll. | |
| How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe? | |
| I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall. | |
| I can be your buzz amplifier. | |
| I don't even need a lighter... you are already on fire! | |
| I got weed. | |
| I have a huge kush on you | |
| I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?! | |
| I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too. | |
| I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still. | |
| I want to T-H-See you naked | |
| I will let u hit this if I can tap that | |
| I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down! | |
| I'm a certified drug dealer. | |
| I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on? | |
| I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land. | |
| I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see? | |
| I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty. | |
| If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated. | |
| Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me? | |
| Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me? | |
| Is your father a thief? Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME. | |
| Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott. | |
| It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room? | |
| Let's celebrate 4/20 like it is new years. | |
| Meet you at four-twenty. | |
| My love 420 will not be the same without you. | |
| My love for you burns stronger than a frizzle. | |
| Need some lube for your cotton-mouth? | |
| Pick up? Hit me up. 420! | |
| So you're gonna have to blow me for those buds... | |
| Wanna get weird after this? | |
| Wanna help me smoke this joint? | |
| Wanna hit this bowl ? | |
| Want to get cough-ee with me? | |
| Weed is four words I will never forget, other than your name. | |
| What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine! | |
| Why don't me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie? | |
| You are so adorable when you geek out. | |
| You have me at cannabis. | |
| You know what is better than best? Me. | |
| You must be as dope as weed... Because right now you are all I need. | |
| You wanna hit this? | |
| You're on fire! Oh, no, that's just my blunt... |
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