Are you attending a country themed event as cowboy or cowgirl? Use these “western” pick up lines to help you start out the conversation in a country based event setting such as a country music festival, a cowboy party, or any other western related events such as movie showings. These funny pick up line will surely help you impress and help make the girl or guy laugh!

Cowboy, Cowgirl, Country and Western Pick Up Lines
Ain't no rodeo clown that can keep me off you, baby.
Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.
And especially for the m/m lovers:
Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?
Are you from Tennessee? Because baby, you're the only 10 I see.
City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
Country girl gets work done and ain't afraid to get her hands dirty.
Country girls do it with their boots on!
Cowboy up!
Do you believe in love at first sight? You want I should walk by again?
Don't flatter yourself cowboy – I was staring at your truck.
Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast
Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
Got 8 seconds? Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Got any Texan in you? Want some?
Got eight seconds?
Happy trails to you, till we meet again.
Here's my card, call if you need a buck.
Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks.
Hey girl, watch this.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but your truck is sexy. Can I ride maybe?
Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.
Honey, that's a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the cowboy and you can be my horse, that way I get to ride you all day!
How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
Howdy, need a ride?
I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.
I am cooking out so if you want some juicy sausage come on over.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I bet your father was a good farmer, because you one fine hoe.
I can give you the wildest rodeo ride... in bed.
I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night.
I just got back from fishin'. Wanna see my rod?
I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?
I must say guys with tattoos and boots make me bite my lip and want to do dirty things!
I want to hog tie you and make you squel like a calf.
I was just helping that sheep over a fence...
I won this belt buckle.
I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?
I'll fall for you like a blind roofer.
I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?
Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.
Me and You. Country music, cowboy boots, and pickup trucks.
Nice boots, wanna fuck?
No need to be alarmed ma'am. That's not a pistol in my pocket.
No, it can't be bought it's something you're born with. That's what country is.
Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you.
Oh, baby, when I'm around you I can't think straight.
Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have sex.
Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren't a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.
Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.
Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin'freak.'
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
That's right, Girl. I'd like to have a stable relationship with you.
That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on.'
The difference between me and Django....This D ain't silent. (Django Unchained)
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?
Them calves of yours could use some ropin'.
Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'.
Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?
Wanna put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
Wanna see my scars?
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Want to ride on my Monster truck?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)
You and your friend interested in some team roping?
You can ride me so hard. They'll have to take me out back and shoot me.
You know how they say everything's bigger in Texas? Want proof?
You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.
You know, when I said "Howdy Cowgirl," I didn't think it would work.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
You lost, ma'am? Heaven's a ways away from here.
You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising cock.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
You're finer than a frog hair split four ways.
You're hotter than a tin roof in August.
You're hotter than asphalt on a summer day.
You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
Your daddy must be an outlaw, because you are such a bad girl.


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