Are you on a volunteering mission out with American Red Cross, United Nation, Peace Corps on a disaster relief? You probably do not want to pick up guys or girls in the middle of a tragedy, but you may want to pick up some other volunteers who are serving with you once the storm is over. These funny volunteer related pick up lines that feature various missions and trips may just work for that special guy or girl.

Volunteers Pick Up Lines
After one night with me, you'll be going all Dambisa on me, screaming Moyo, Moyo, Moyo.
Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.
Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.
Are you a volunteer? Because your existence gives me peace.
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you in Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.
Are you looking for a volunteer? Because I am the Right Person for the Right Job.
Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you've been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.
Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.
Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?
Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?
Do you have any Cambodian/Kenyan/Haitian in you? Would you like some?
Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.
Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?
Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.
Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.
Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”
From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.
Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.
Have you ever considered making a difference in other people's life? Well you already did to my life.
Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.
Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.
Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.
Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.
Hey baby, you're hitting all the right indicators. It's time to take this to the field.
Hey, girl. I'm Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.
I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?
I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.
I couldn't help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don't you take refuge at my place tonight?
I don't need no Viagra to build my capacity. I've got you.
I Ecua-dor you!
I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.
I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.
I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?
I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.
I hope you're not a monk because I'd love to go Tibet with you.
I know you must be injured after falling from heaven but you don't have to worry. I am First Aid certified.
I lost my phone number, could I have yours on this volunteer registration card?
I think about you at least 50 times per diem.
I thought robust started with an 'r'. Why does mine start with 'u'?
I volunteer as tribute to take you out on a date.
I volunteer to love you.
I'd be great in a hostage situation. There's a lot I can do with my hands tied behind my back.
I'd like to buy you some donuts, so we can see some real bottom-up development, if you know what I mean.
I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.
I'm a disaster and need UN assistance right now. I need U. Now.
I'm not looking to put a ring on it, baby. I'm all about the low overhead.
If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.
If your beauty is the toy drive, all the kids in America will be happy.
Just like Bono, I want to push you closer and closer to The Edge.
LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.
Let me be your logframe of love.
Let me get this mirror, so you can see yourself in our volunteer program?
Let me into your bed, and I'll be your Haiyan all night long.
Let's go back to my place so you can investigate my low hanging fruit (deliberately ambiguous if spoken by a man or woman).
My heart beeps for you!
My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can't hold it in.
My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.
My smoke alarm is not be working because you are on fire.
No time is better spent in the service of your fellow man.
Now that you are a new member I would like to give you the opportunity to get involved.
Oh come on, don't knock me back. That's hardly following inclusive best practices.
Scrubby Bear is no match for you, because your smile is infectious.
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service to others.
The UN must be missing an M&E Officer, because you've been monitoring me all night.
There is no way you have experienced a power outage. Your beauty illuminates everything.
There's some serious flooding going on in the north of Thailand. I suggest we take shelter at my place and Bangkok.
This ain't no participatory process baby, you're coming home with me right now.
This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.
UNAIDS, UNOCHA, UNHCR. There's something missing from all of this. UN me.
Volunteers are love in motion.
We gotta stop with the whole Easterly-Sachs thing, and get more like Rigby-Yeoh.
We must be a perfect match. You love to serve, and I love to be served...
We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.
What's your favourite position when you're out in the field? Reverse Consultant or Missionary? How about Emancipatory Style?
You don't need a reason to help people.
You don't need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.
You look a lot like my next volunteer.
You look like just the person to help me scale up what I've got going on down below.
You must be a hurricane, because you just swept me off my feet.
You must be a Red Cross volunteer because you just saved my life.
You must be tired, because you've been running around the field all day.
You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.
You're so hot, I'm declaring you a crisis zone!
Your body is a wonderland that I'm gonna need security clearance to evaluate.
Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.


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