89 Volunteers Pick Up Lines

Are you on a volunteering mission out with American Red Cross, United Nation, Peace Corps on a disaster relief? You probably do not want to pick up guys or girls in the middle of a tragedy. But you may want to pick up some other volunteers who are serving with you once the storm is over. Put these funny volunteer related pick up lines to good use. They feature various missions and trips for that special goodness of your heart.

Volunteers Pick Up Lines
After one night with me, you'll be going all Dambisa on me, screaming Moyo, Moyo, Moyo.	Copy This.
Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.	Copy This.
Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.	Copy This.
Are you a volunteer? Because your existence gives me peace.	Copy This.
Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.	Copy This.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.	Copy This.
Are you in Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.	Copy This.
Are you looking for a volunteer? Because I am the Right Person for the Right Job.	Copy This.
Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you've been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.	Copy This.
Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.	Copy This.
Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?	Copy This.
Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?	Copy This.
Do you have any Cambodian/Kenyan/Haitian in you? Would you like some?	Copy This.
Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.	Copy This.
Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?	Copy This.
Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.	Copy This.
Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.	Copy This.
Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”	Copy This.
From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.	Copy This.
Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.	Copy This.
Have you ever considered making a difference in other people's life? Well you already did to my life.	Copy This.
Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.	Copy This.
Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.	Copy This.
Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.	Copy This.
Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.	Copy This.
Hey baby, you're hitting all the right indicators. It's time to take this to the field.	Copy This.
Hey, girl. I'm Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?	Copy This.
How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.	Copy This.
I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?	Copy This.
I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.	Copy This.
I couldn't help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don't you take refuge at my place tonight?	Copy This.
I don't need no Viagra to build my capacity. I've got you.	Copy This.
I Ecua-dor you!	Copy This.
I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.	Copy This.
I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.	Copy This.
I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?	Copy This.
I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.	Copy This.
I hope you're not a monk because I'd love to go Tibet with you.	Copy This.
I know you must be injured after falling from heaven but you don't have to worry. I am First Aid certified.	Copy This.
I lost my phone number, could I have yours on this volunteer registration card?	Copy This.
I think about you at least 50 times per diem.	Copy This.
I thought robust started with an 'r'. Why does mine start with 'u'?	Copy This.
I volunteer as tribute to take you out on a date.	Copy This.
I volunteer to love you.	Copy This.
I'd be great in a hostage situation. There's a lot I can do with my hands tied behind my back.	Copy This.
I'd like to buy you some donuts, so we can see some real bottom-up development, if you know what I mean.	Copy This.
I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.	Copy This.
I'm a disaster and need UN assistance right now. I need U. Now.	Copy This.
I'm not looking to put a ring on it, baby. I'm all about the low overhead.	Copy This.
If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.	Copy This.
If your beauty is the toy drive, all the kids in America will be happy.	Copy This.
Just like Bono, I want to push you closer and closer to The Edge.	Copy This.
LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.	Copy This.
Let me be your logframe of love.	Copy This.
Let me get this mirror, so you can see yourself in our volunteer program?	Copy This.
Let me into your bed, and I'll be your Haiyan all night long.	Copy This.
Let's go back to my place so you can investigate my low hanging fruit (deliberately ambiguous if spoken by a man or woman).	Copy This.
My heart beeps for you!	Copy This.
My love for you is like diarrhea – I just can't hold it in.	Copy This.
My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.	Copy This.
My smoke alarm is not be working because you are on fire.	Copy This.
No time is better spent in the service of your fellow man.	Copy This.
Now that you are a new member I would like to give you the opportunity to get involved.	Copy This.
Oh come on, don't knock me back. That's hardly following inclusive best practices.	Copy This.
Scrubby Bear is no match for you, because your smile is infectious.	Copy This.
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service to others.	Copy This.
The UN must be missing an M&E Officer, because you've been monitoring me all night.	Copy This.
There is no way you have experienced a power outage. Your beauty illuminates everything.	Copy This.
There's some serious flooding going on in the north of Thailand. I suggest we take shelter at my place and Bangkok.	Copy This.
This ain't no participatory process baby, you're coming home with me right now.	Copy This.
This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.	Copy This.
UNAIDS, UNOCHA, UNHCR. There's something missing from all of this. UN me.	Copy This.
Volunteers are love in motion.	Copy This.
We gotta stop with the whole Easterly-Sachs thing, and get more like Rigby-Yeoh.	Copy This.
We must be a perfect match. You love to serve, and I love to be served...	Copy This.
We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.	Copy This.
What's your favourite position when you're out in the field? Reverse Consultant or Missionary? How about Emancipatory Style?	Copy This.
You don't need a reason to help people.	Copy This.
You don't need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.	Copy This.
You look a lot like my next volunteer.	Copy This.
You look like just the person to help me scale up what I've got going on down below.	Copy This.
You must be a hurricane, because you just swept me off my feet.	Copy This.
You must be a Red Cross volunteer because you just saved my life.	Copy This.
You must be tired, because you've been running around the field all day.	Copy This.
You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.	Copy This.
You're so hot, I'm declaring you a crisis zone!	Copy This.
Your body is a wonderland that I'm gonna need security clearance to evaluate.	Copy This.
Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.	Copy This.