Grocery stores or markets are great places to pick up girls on a general life basis. Use these funny yet flirty pick up lines to help you score in a grocery buying setting. Work these magical lines at Supermarkets like Albertsons, Ralphs, or Winco foods.
| Grocery Store, Supermarket, Farmer's Market Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| (Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect. | |
| A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous. | |
| Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth. | |
| Are those melons fresh? | |
| Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy. | |
| Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce? | |
| Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good! | |
| Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips. | |
| Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss? | |
| Can I be your next varietal? | |
| Can I help you carry your groceries to the car? | |
| Can I help you? | |
| Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning? | |
| Clean up in Aisle BVD! | |
| Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers? | |
| Did you know that kale is not an aphrodisiac? | |
| Do you know if they sell organic Oreos? | |
| Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store! | |
| Do you like free samples? | |
| Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks. | |
| Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season? | |
| Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both. | |
| Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth. | |
| Don’t you just love stone fruit? | |
| Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is. | |
| Funny meat-ing you here. | |
| Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away. | |
| Got milk? You look like you would. | |
| Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]? | |
| Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to? | |
| How about a little roll in the Bakery Department? | |
| How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section) | |
| How do you know when an avocado is ripe? | |
| How do you like your organic, free range eggs? | |
| How early do you rise? | |
| How long does it take for your bread to rise? | |
| How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari? | |
| I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day. | |
| I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone. | |
| I avoid the candy aisle because I'm sweet enough on my own. | |
| I believe a woman should eat as much chocolate as she pleases. | |
| I buy chicken breast but I don't stare at it for too long because I respect what a chicken has to say. | |
| I buy garbage bags because I always take out the garbage. | |
| I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me? | |
| I don't believe in lean pork. I like a lady with meat on her bones. | |
| I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long! | |
| I don't chew gum. I'd prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings into it. | |
| I don't own a cat. I'm buying this cat food because I rescue a kitten from a tree at least once a week. | |
| I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway? | |
| I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours? | |
| I had a great time tonight. Would you like to plan the second date? | |
| I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze? | |
| I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate. | |
| I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it? | |
| I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know? | |
| I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking? | |
| I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today. | |
| I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands? | |
| I like baby carrots because they totally fit in your mouth. | |
| I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts. | |
| I like my men like my homemade bread, dense. | |
| I really can't finish a box of strawberry all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine? | |
| I see you’re pretty skilled at churning your butter. | |
| I think grapes are very sensual. | |
| I'm buying some stuff for a party later today. Would you like to join me? | |
| I'm buying this T-Bone for my dog. I'm really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women. | |
| I'm trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy. | |
| I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight. | |
| I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying. | |
| I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you. | |
| I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there. | |
| I’m a man at a farmers market. Of course I’m a catch. | |
| I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife. | |
| If I give you my extra coupon will you write my number on it? | |
| If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home. | |
| If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be? | |
| Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that. | |
| Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling. | |
| Isn’t it tuber time? | |
| It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two. | |
| It's the end of the world — again! (At magazine rack) | |
| It’s funny how slippery this jam is! | |
| Just call me Elvis 'cause I love my meat tender. | |
| Let me help you with that. | |
| Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun. | |
| Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle. | |
| Let’s get dirty. | |
| Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs. | |
| Let’s pick up some artisanal breads and make a baby. | |
| Look like we've got a long wait here in the check out line, so why don't we get acquainted. | |
| Looks like you’re buying meat. Cool. | |
| May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad? | |
| Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering. | |
| My meat is very interested in being inside of your fridge. | |
| Nice basket. Wait! No! I didn't mean it like that. On the upside, you're really good at slapping people in the face. | |
| Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine. | |
| Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza. | |
| Orange you glad citrus is finally in season? | |
| Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana?' I mean, you know the joke 'orange you glad...?' What I'm saying is, I'd like to make out with you. | |
| Our love would be 100% organic. | |
| Paper or latex? I mean latex or plastic? You know what I mean. | |
| Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69! | |
| Pssst! My piggly is wiggly. | |
| Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics. | |
| Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow? | |
| So how would you like to become a stock *man*? | |
| So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers? | |
| That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in. | |
| The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner? | |
| There are over six hundred varieties of heirloom tomatoes, but there’s only one of me. | |
| There is no expiration date for true love. | |
| These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think? | |
| These groceries aren't for me. They're for my grandma. | |
| These Heirloom tomatoes are so firm and juicy. | |
| These peppers are, like, so yellow. Which reminds me—what are you doing Saturday? | |
| These plums are so soft. | |
| These two quail eggs just fit in my hand perfectly. | |
| This beer has a very sensual taste. What were you thinking of when you brewed it? | |
| This bushel is so dry, let’s change that. | |
| This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass. | |
| This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine. | |
| This selection is nuts. | |
| Those bananas ain't got nothing on me. | |
| Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor. | |
| Want to come over later and help me shuck? | |
| Want to cross pollinate? | |
| Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight? | |
| Want to show me how to make steamy greens? | |
| Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns! | |
| What a coincidence! You've got butter in your cart, and I've got a copy of 'Last Tango in Paris' at home! | |
| What a huge eggplant. | |
| What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too! | |
| What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me. | |
| What do you do in your off season? | |
| What else can you pickle? | |
| What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin. | |
| What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh. | |
| What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you. | |
| Wow—funny MEAT-ing you here. Get it? How 'meat' and 'meet' are homophones? You should help me stop talking. | |
| Wow, looks like dinner's at your place tonight. | |
| You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your ass cheek. | |
| You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number. | |
| You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions. | |
| You know it's really dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because with your looks you could melt all this stuff! | |
| You know, a sack full of groceries can't hug you back. On the other hand, I totally can. | |
| You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better. | |
| You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me. | |
| You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop. | |
| You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry. Maybe we should make out. | |
| You sure have big baguettes! | |
| You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff. | |
| You’re so cute I’d add you to my woven basket. | |
| You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on. | |
| Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home. | |
| Your name must be Lucky Charms, because you're magically delicious. |
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