164 Public Transport Pick Up Lines (Airplane, Subway, Bus, Metro)

Do you see that cute girl or hot guy on public transportation such as Airplane, Airport, Subway, Bus, or Metro? Use these clever lines to help you break the ice and get the person’s attention. The best pick up lines are the ones that are used with the right circumstances and right timing. So, make your own judgement calls when using these public mode of transportation pick up lines that work to help you win the heart of guys or girls.

Note: We have more airplane pick up lines filed in its own category under traveling and foreign country.

Public Transport Pick Up Lines 
Are you traveling alone?Airplane
Can I buy you a drink?Airplane
Can I show you around when we land?Airplane
Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.Airplane
Coffee, tea, or me?Airplane
Could we even fit in the bathroom?Airplane
During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.Airplane
How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?Airplane
I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.Airplane
I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?Airplane
I have a car picking me up — need a lift?Airplane
I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?Airplane
I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.Airplane
I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.Airplane
I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.Airplane
If we go down, I'll save you first.Airplane
In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.Airplane
It was love at first flight.Airplane
My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?Airplane
On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.Airplane
Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.Airplane
Want to share my dessert?Airplane
Want to share my Xanax?Airplane
What are you watching?Airplane
What lady can resist a man in uniform?Airplane
When you sleep, you look like an angel.Airplane
You shouldn't have to lift your bag.Airplane
You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.Airplane
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.Airplane
According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.Airplane
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?Airplane
Are you ready for take off?Airplane
Are you ready to board?Airplane
Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?Airplane
Can I claim your baggage?Airplane
Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?Airplane
Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.Airplane
Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?Airplane
For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.Airplane
Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.Airplane
I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.Airplane
I can last longer than a jet engine.Airplane
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.Airplane
I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.Airplane
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.Airplane
I know a great recovery for jet lag.Airplane
I love a good South of the border crossing.Airplane
I only pack the essentials.Airplane
I would give anything to be your personal item.Airplane
I would love to show you first class.Airplane
I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.Airplane
I'd love to be your final destination.Airplane
I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.Airplane
I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.Airplane
I'm a pilot, want me to captain your 747?Airplane
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?Airplane
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.Airplane
Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?Airplane
It's always a first class trip with me.Airplane
Let's cross the international dateline together.Airplane
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.Airplane
This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.Airplane
Want me to help you recline?Airplane
Want to come over and see my world map?Airplane
Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?Airplane
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?Airplane
Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?Airplane
Want to stamp my passport?Airplane
What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?Airplane
What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.Airplane
Which language would you like me to ask you out in?Airplane
Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?Airplane
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.Airplane
You put me on Red alert.Airplane
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.Airplane
You're so cute, I don't need to see your boarding pass.Airplane
Your eyes are as blue as the waters surrounding the exotic island I would take you to if we were dating.Airplane
Your wanderlust is overpowering.Airplane
Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?Airport
Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?Airport
All these kids, right? I could never.Airport
And if I might be so bold, Ma'am, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.Airport
Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.Airport
Are you a hat person? I'm so not a hat person. But I can tell you are.Airport
Did you check-in here? It's swarming.Airport
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.Airport
Do you ever wish every airport were Heathrow but like the Heathrow in "Love Actually" and you're Liam Neeson?Airport
Do you like, like Starbucks in airports more than normal Starbuckses?Airport
Do you watch "Enlightened"?Airport
Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?Airport
Excuse me, Sir, is that a large organic cylinder I detect in your pants?Airport
Gonna hit up Hudson News?Airport
Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.Airport
Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?Airport
Have a laptop in there?Airport
Have you ever missed a flight? I've never missed a flight.Airport
Have you seen the trailer for "We Bought A Zoo"?Airport
Holiday crowds, right?Airport
Honey, this is a Bodacious Ta-Ta-sniffing dog, and two barks means you're guilty.Airport
I saw you were using the Delta App, too. Isn't it great? Really slick.Airport
I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.Airport
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you da bomb, Baby.Airport
I'm afraid you're setting off a heightened alert in my pants, Ma'am.Airport
I'm going to have to inspect your package for spores.Airport
I've opted out of the backscatter machine before. The pat down was no biggie, actually.Airport
If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.Airport
If you're finished checking my bag, there's one more pair of underwear to go through.Airport
Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?Airport
Nice carry-on.Airport
Omg we need more outlets around here, right?Airport
Sir, can I turn on your laptop?Airport
So do you have any condoms that *aren't* full of heroin?Airport
So where's home? Do you and your parents get along?Airport
Step over here, please. You've set off my babe detector and I'm afraid I'm going to have to scan you with my wand.Airport
The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!Airport
The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.Airport
There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird. Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.Airport
Ugh, shoes. So time consuming. I'm wearing boots today, too. That one guy ruined it for all of us, right?Airport
What if the "10 Minute Manicure" takes 12? Do you get a refund?Airport
What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?Airport
You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!Airport
The next stops mine, pull this cord.Bus
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions?Bus
My your armpits have a nice aromaMetro
*ding* doors are closing, legs are opening.Metro
Do you live on the orange line? Because if so we could save each other seats and make this a regular rendezvous.Metro
Excuse me sir, there is no food allowed on the metro…unless it's a romantic dinner for twoMetro
Great giant suitcase. Is it a samsonite?Metro
I know, I stare at that ad everyday too. What does it mean to you?Metro
I love the way you grip that pole.Metro
I read that book when I was stuck on the red line last Thursday. Good choice.Metro
Is there a doctor on board because my bare left ring finger is caught in the door.Metro
Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?Metro
No, please do lean on my fingers while I grasp this pole for balance. All the better to grope you with.Metro
Nope don't worry I don't need my little toe…unless you're a podiatrist.Metro
Oops I dropped my Express mid-tunnel, can you forgo your safety and pick it up for me?Metro
Ride on this car of this train at this time often?Metro
We're being off-loaded? Great, need some help getting off?Metro
Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my ass because you can't twist sideways.Metro
Wow those look like really sophisticated earphones; where'd you get them?Metro
Yeah it is getting hot in this tunnel. Why don't we take off a few layers?Metro
Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.Metro
You know if you set your gym bag on the floor then we can stare into each others eyes while we're jolted back and forth into each other.Metro
You know, if we tell them we met here maybe they'll let us get married on a metro car some day.Metro
You will meet a tall, dark straphanger.Subway
Due to a signal malfunction, I'm not sure if you're interested?Subway
Girl, I understand if you want to take things slow – we can change to the local.Subway
Hey, would you like to not get a meal in the subway some time?Subway
I am going to ask you out in … two … minutes.Subway
I know I'm not supposed to panhandle, but I beg you to give me your number.Subway
I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.Subway
Is heaven missing an angel? Or is the MTA missing a very good-looking track work engineer?Subway
Let's get out of here.Subway
No track work needed here, you're in fine shape, sunshine.Subway
Remain alert and keep your belongings in sight at all times. I'm telling you this because I just stole a look at you, and now I want to make off with the entire package.Subway
Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?Subway
Since I met you, I'm on cloud 9th street F train.Subway
That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?Subway
The sign says if you see something, say something, so here goes: baby, I'm seeing stars.Subway
This is a message from the New York City Police Department: I'd like to stop and frisk with you.Subway
WATCH THE GAP where my heart used to be before you STOLE IT, you thief of the heart.Subway
What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?Subway
You make me want to Express myself.Subway
You rock my world. Or we just derailed.Subway

Pick Up Lines for Public Transportation

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