101 Poolside and Beach Pick Up Lines

With summer drawing near, you will possibly be spending more time at the pool or on the beaches. Perhaps you are enjoying your vacation and a pool by either a hotel or a resort. Or you are exploring the stretch of beaches at Hawaii, California, or Florida. You are bound to see some guys or girls that you are interested in.

Use these clever pick up lines that work to your advantage with a pool or beach theme. Grab the attention of the hot guy or girl that you have an eye on. You may also be interested with these pick up lines written for specific water related activity.

Poolside and Beach Pick Up Lines
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.
Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.
Are you the splash-and-dash because you've got my heart beating.
Can I see your tan lines?
Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Come on, I'm a wealthy neglected housewife, you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (Then ask her to join you.)
Dang girl! You must look extra fine with that glowing tan.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that...
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey baby, the sun isn't the only thing that rises.
Hey baby! Can you please cover up your hot body cause the sun is melting and it getting hot here.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Hey girl, lane lines can't keep us apart.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey ladies, which way to the beach?
Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.
Hey sexy! The sun isn’t the only thing that rises.
Hey wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
Hey, would you like a sex on the beach? Or sex with a Beech?
Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!
How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
I barely noticed you in the winter months.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
I could put some motion in your ocean.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you its's like the sun never sets.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
I like your braces. They shine against the waves.
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
I must be lost… I thought paradise was further south.
I never have a false start.
I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?
I perform best when I'm wet.
I really like your suit.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?
I was looking for treasure and i think i found some.
I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I'm Ryan Lochte. She tells you you're not. I'm Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she'll believe.
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave… you’re making the other guys/girls look really bad.
I’m new at the complex… can I have directions to your apartment?
I’m not a CPR dummy, but I’d let you practice some mouth-to-mouth
If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
If you was a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
Is it hot out here, or is it just you?
Is your name summer? Because you are hot!
Just like the Summer, I bring the heat!
Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Now how'd you manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol' Speedo?
Oh no I’m drowning… I need mouth to mouth quick!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
So you're mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?
So… did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Sorry, babe, did I make you all wet?
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
Use these beach pick up lines with proper timing and confidence and no doubt they will work.
Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
Wanna go back to my place and do something about that shrinkage?
Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?
When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.
You are old enough to swim in the deep end aren't you?
You do know how to inflate your raft, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You know, they call it adult swim for a reason.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You really flipturn me on.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. 
You're so hot, the sun is jealous.
You've got the fanciest fantail I've ebber seen.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I'm lost at sea.
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
Your nickname should be ‘Pool Tile,’ because you’re slippery when wet.
Your skin is burning like my heart.

Pick Up Lines for Pool and Beach

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