78 Graduation Pick Up Lines

Graduation is both a time of happiness and sadness. Brighten up this wonderful graduation ceremony day with these funny and clever pick up lines. These lines may work whether you are in the graduating class or simply just attending the graduation ceremony. Get your cap and gown ready for the best commencement girl pick up of your life! Pick up a brand new girlfriend or boyfriend. Flirt with your loved one who’s graduating if you are already in a relationship.

Graduation Pick Up Lines
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.	Copy This.
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.	Copy This.
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.	Copy This.
All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. And you are the girl of my dream.	Copy This.
At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.	Copy This.
Can I add you on LinkedIn?	Copy This.
Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.	Copy This.
Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life.	Copy This.
Damn girl, you are the finest girl in class of ______.	Copy This.
Do you Magna Cum Laude here often?	Copy This.
Do you want to come over and we can do some job search together?	Copy This.
Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.	Copy This.
Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.	Copy This.
Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.	Copy This.
EVERYTHING you do is with honors.	Copy This.
For a quick and relaxing study break, I suggest screwing me in the stacks.	Copy This.
Girl, you're a 4.0.	Copy This.
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.	Copy This.
Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.	Copy This.
Graduation is a tough day for parents. They go to the ceremony as parents. They go home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years, they are unemployed.	Copy This.
Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?	Copy This.
Hey, boy, let me get your number — you haven’t shown up to our group-project meetings in weeks.	Copy This.
Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.	Copy This.
Hey, girl, I’d like to take you out … of library because you’re making too much noise.	Copy This.
Hey, girl, let’s exchange emails — I need you on my Google Doc.	Copy This.
High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.	Copy This.
I can't wait to fall out of touch with everyone I've met in college except for you.	Copy This.
I found a stick in the bush!	Copy This.
I graduated Magna Cum...	Copy This.
I graduated. So, now I'm like smart and stuff.	Copy This.
I have been in love with you every day since day one in school.	Copy This.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my sex life.	Copy This.
I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.	Copy This.
I may not have made valedictorian, but today could still be a valedictory if you go out with me.	Copy This.
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.	Copy This.
I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.	Copy This.
I want to see you outside English — you take the best notes in the whole class.	Copy This.
I went commando to my graduation.	Copy This.
I'd like to thank my parents for getting me here, and the boy in the second row with the floppy hair for getting me home.	Copy This.
I'm graduating today! How about a graduation kiss? [Are you really graduating today?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?	Copy This.
I’m cap and you are gown, we just fit together.	Copy This.
If I look tired, it's because I've been studying you all night long.	Copy This.
If my exams were as easy as having sex with you, I'd be getting 100% scores on all my papers.	Copy This.
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be our graduation when you agree to go out with me.	Copy This.
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.	Copy This.
If you ever need a compliment or a kidney call me.	Copy This.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.	Copy This.
In the first place God made idiots, that was for practice, then he made school boards.	Copy This.
Is that a diploma in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.	Copy This.
Just graduated. It is time for graduation sex.	Copy This.
Let's commemorate our own personal academic achievements.	Copy This.
Let’s play professor and student — you practice giving me a C, and I’ll practice crying at your office hours.	Copy This.
Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.	Copy This.
May your finals be as easy as you are.	Copy This.
My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.	Copy This.
Nice to finally meet all of you.	Copy This.
One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.	Copy This.
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving..	Copy This.
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.	Copy This.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist...	Copy This.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.	Copy This.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.	Copy This.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.	Copy This.
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end, it's the beginning – of our relationship.	Copy This.
They call me 'The Dean.' And I just put you on my list.	Copy This.
Wanna help me earn some extracurricular activity points?	Copy This.
Wanna pull an all-nighter with me?	Copy This.
Wanna see what's under this cap and gown?	Copy This.
Want to have sex during the graduation ceremony?	Copy This.
We would go great together like cap and gown.	Copy This.
Well, I've already met your parents. Should we just get married?	Copy This.
Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.	Copy This.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.	Copy This.
You have as many curves as the Biology 1A final … which I still failed.	Copy This.
You know what they say about the deserted shelves in Main Stacks — they’re terrific for productivity.	Copy This.
Your cap and gown would look great on my bedroom floor!	Copy This.
Your eyes are as sparkly as the graduation firework.	Copy This.