68 Wine, Winery, and Vineyard Pick Up Lines

Are you trying to pick up girls or guys in a wine setting? Use these wine pick up lines at a Vineyard, Winery, or any kind of wine festival / events. It can be much easier since the person you are interested in may be already drunk. Take advantage of the great place to strike up conversations. Introduce yourself with these clever and witty Wine themed pick up lines. These pick up lines are also great to be used as flirty exchanges. Make these count on special dates like valentine’s day, anniversaries with some nice wines!

Wine, Winery, and Vineyard Pick Up Lines
"You and I" sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
(To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.
Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it's a little dryer than most.
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
Hi. Can I get you a drink?
How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidents are obviously doing your body really good.
I can see you have alot of grapes, how about a date?
I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
I love to make good wineI bet I can make you whine good too.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
I really like your carboys.
I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I've learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I'd love to share them with you.
I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
I'd abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?
I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
I'm something of a garagistaI've been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
I've a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.
If I poured you a glass, I'd use my good stemware.
If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.
If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I'd name it after you.
If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
Let's run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd like nothing more than to lay you sideways.
Love? No Thanks. I prefer wine.
May I put my bung in your barrel?
May I taste the wine from your lips?
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
Put dowm that Moscato d'Asti. You are sweet enough already.
Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.
The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.
Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season's harvest.
Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.
Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
You had me at merlot.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
You're eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
You're so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
You're so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
You're spicier than Syrah.
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

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