Are you looking to pick up a guy or girl who loves robotics? Or are you watching some sort of sci-fi movie that involve robots? Use these robots themed pick up lines that feature common robotic ideas, robot parts, and functions.

Robot Pick Up Lines
Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
Beep Beep Boop Beep Sex
Can I have your ip number? I seem to have lost mine.
Can you lube my joint.
Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.
Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.
Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
Do you got a free port for me to plug into?
Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?
Don't worry I just got turing tested.
Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.
Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!
Hey baby, what's your OS?
I bet I can decrypt your code
I can't Force Quit You
I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.
I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
I hope you have an accellerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.
I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.
I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.
I support portrait and landscape modes.
I will show you my source code if you show me yours.
I'll deep-clean your systems!
I'll show you my source code if you show me yours
I'm a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton
I'm going to void your warranty!
I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?
I’ll deep clean your systems.
I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.
I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques!
I’m the droid you’re looking for.
If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?
If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?
If I were a function(), would you call me?
Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...
Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?
Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.
My docking station or yours?
My scanners detected high amounts of sexyness in this quadrant, and I think I have found the source.
Nice bolts wanna screw?
roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you.
Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?
So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?
Sorry I can't stop looking at your chest, you must have a tractor beam in your blouse.
Talk coding to me.
Wanna be debugged?
Wanna touch my mouse?
Want to grab some Java?
Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?
Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!
What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.
When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
Why don’t you come explore this strange new world?
Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?
Yes, I know you're metric- but I'm willing to convert.
You are making my floppy drive hard.
You are so hot you need to be water cooled.
You compile me.
You had me at Sign In.
You made my heart skip a clock cycle.
You make my interface GUI
You must be tired because you've been running your code through my cpu all night
Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1


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