Have you met a girl or guy that you are interested in at a garden or on a farm? If so, use these farming and gardening related pick up lines to help you hit on the person of interest. Use these garden and farm related pick up lines that are specifically written for the different plants and flower ideas to help you land a good impression.

Garden and Farm Pick Up Lines
[Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.] I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Can I interest you in some of my compost?
Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?
Didn’t I blow you earlier in the day, or was that a radiant leaf pile at sunrise? (Leaf Blower)
Do these plums feel ripe to you?
Do you like men who take grooming seriously? (Leaf Blower)
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Do you prefer Merlot or Cabernet? Because I think we should start making our own wine.
Does it frighten you that I control the winds, like a god? (Leaf Blower)
Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell? (Leaf Blower)
For half off, would you be willing to honeysuckle the help?
Hello there, luscious ladies down at the end of the fence dressed in orange and green. It's me, over here, in the bright blue hat.
Here, let me blow that eyelash out of your eye, at point blank range. (Leaf Blower)
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together?
How about we head back to my place and see if we can’t void this leaf blower’s warranty? (Leaf Blower)
How big does your squash grow?
I bet we would brew good beer together.
I can only imagine what’s underneath that bee suit.
I can remove a woman’s bra with a shredder vac. Just sayin’. (Leaf Blower)
I don’t need to give you my number. Just follow the noise pollution. (Leaf Blower)
I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity? (Leaf Blower)
I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I know this might sound cheesy, but I love everything artisan about you.
I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during sex, but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)
I love making pickles, do you?
I want to be inside your lady garden gnomesaying?
I want to LEED certify you!
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses. (Leaf Blower)
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
I'm sexy and I gnome it
I’d like to make you my backyard bounty.
I’d like to raise your barn.
I’d love to preserve this moment.
I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cucumbers.
I’ve never seen a Standard so big. Impressive.
If I had a garden, I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
If you were a berry, I would bottle you up as jam and enjoy you all winter long.
If you were a flower you'd be a damnnndelion.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
If you were a pea, I would gladly shell you on the back porch.
Is this farm table sturdy enough for me to throw you down on?
Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here?
Let me show you my magic garden
Life is a garden, dig it
Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.
My cast-iron skillet could really use some love. Can you help?
My other leaf blower is a hovercraft. (Leaf Blower)
No one installs a fence post quite like you.
Now don't be shy, my delicate dainties. Say, do you come here often?
Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.
Pollinating those petals them with my pistin will cost an additional fee.
Roses are red
Lillies are white.
We’d make a great couple,
You know that I’m right.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Roses or Daisies?
See me? I poked my head through the fence to check out the street scene, then I spotted you dancing in the breeze. I can't take my eyes off of you.
So roosters are also called cocks? That’s funny.
So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed me?
So, licking your lotus is out of the question, ha?
Speaking of raised beds…
Sure, it’s bad for the environment, but what’s the point of saving the planet if we’re apart? (Leaf Blower)
That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…
That white linen summer dress you sewed yourself would look great on my floor.
There’s a leaf in your hair. Let me destroy it. (Leaf Blower)
These hearing protection muffs remind me of my time in the studio with Aerosmith. (Leaf Blower)
These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
They call me a mother plucker in bed.
This compost soil is so dark and rich… like I like my men.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
Those wood shavings look so soft and comfortable, like a bed.
To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group sex.
Want to help me germinate my seeds?
Want to make pies together?
What do you say to a little foraging in the woods?
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
What would it take to get invited into your inner iris?
What? You have a boyfriend? I certainly hope he isn’t engulfed by a dust cloud. (Leaf Blower)
What’s your ideal harvest season?
When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.
When I’m canning with you, this urban blight just fades away.
Where can I order a pretty face?
Why drive when you could ride on my handlebars to the farmer’s market?
With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)
Work it. Work that twigless sidewalk. (Leaf Blower)
Would you like to be served warm home baked bread with hand churned butter in the morning?
You don’t look so baaaad standing there with all those goats.
You just made me as red as a beet!
You look beautiful on the leafless lawn that I created using power tools. (Leaf Blower)
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender tied with twine.
You sure do know how to handle your chicken coop wire.
You would be the perfect fruit of my labor.
You're rosebush or mine?
You’re like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
Your eggs are so big.
Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Your organic garden or mine?


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