Did you see or meet a hot girl or guy at a horse racing track? Are you playing at a race horse betting game at a casino or a club? Use these clever horse racing pick up lines to either open up conversation or flirt with your loved ones. Use these horse racing related pick up lines whenever you can. They are perfect if you are an actual jock or just love betting on horses in general!
| Horse Racing Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you an Arabians? Because I heard you are pretty agile. | |
| Are you Knabstrupper? Because you are a rare beauty. | |
| Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you. | |
| Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they’re off! | |
| As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners. | |
| Baby, with or without that fascinator I still find you fascinating. | |
| Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. | |
| Don’t make me go in circles for you. | |
| Forget this mob scene. Let’s go hit the hay together. | |
| Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long | |
| Girl, I am hung like... Well, you know... | |
| Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs. | |
| Girl, you should not wear your designer fascinator/ hat, because it covers your beautiful face. | |
| Hey baby, do you want to join my racing club? It is exclusively me. | |
| Hey Chocolate Silver Dapple Pinto, did it hurt when you fell from the sky? | |
| Hey, a one horse open sleigh isn't the only fun thing to ride. | |
| How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!" | |
| How'd you make out at the races? No seriously, show me. | |
| I can not decide which horse to place my bet, can you help me? | |
| I have a private luxury box. Wanna come back with me and I will show you some real actions. | |
| I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead. | |
| I know it's a race, but let's take our time to the finish. | |
| I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind. | |
| I will meet you at the finish line. | |
| I won’t shoot you when you’re old. | |
| I would love to snuggle with you on the bleachers. | |
| I'd bet my last two dollars on you. | |
| I'd like to name a horse after you. | |
| I'll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat. | |
| I'll win if you show at my place. | |
| I'm like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year. | |
| I’d bet my last two dollars on you. | |
| I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat. | |
| I’ll win if you show at my place. | |
| I’m like the Kentucky derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year. | |
| I’ve got a side game going on in my pants…wanna play? | |
| If you are a horse, you will always be my first pick. | |
| If you are ready for more than the usual 8 second ride and a buck off, let me know. | |
| Is it just my shoes or am I getting lucky tonight? | |
| It's your lucky night. My semen is worth millions. | |
| Let's drink Mint Juleps and horse around. | |
| My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the racetrack. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? | |
| My hooves are in serious need of knocking! | |
| Neigh! | |
| Never tell me the odds, I know a winner when I see one. | |
| No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels. | |
| That's right, girl. I'd like to have a stable relationship with you. | |
| The flower on your hat is gorgeous. | |
| These daily racing forms are stupid. Let's just have sex. | |
| Those eyes. That smile. That body. You're a Triple Crown winner. | |
| To say that I am charitable in the stable, would be ponying around. | |
| Wanna get Kentucky Dirty? | |
| Wanna see my Jockeys? | |
| Wanna see what length I can win by? | |
| Want some of this Derby pie? | |
| What is your name? Because I want to pick you. | |
| When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners. | |
| Where are you sitting? Because I want to put my lawn chair next to yours. | |
| Why don't we head back to your place and I will pretend you are a racing horse. | |
| Why don't you get rid of that side saddle and come be my mane squeeze? | |
| Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse cock. | |
| Would you be mad if I wanted a photo finish? | |
| Would you like to spend an afternoon in the racetrack with me? | |
| You can ride me so hard they will have to take me out back and shoot me. | |
| You don't have to ask to taste my Seabiscuit. | |
| You know what they say about women with large Derby hats… | |
| You must be an exotic wager, because you are hard to win. | |
| You must be The Golden Akhal Teke, because your beautiful hair is shiny and golden. | |
| You've got the superfecta key to my heart. | |
| Your beauty makes me giddy up! |
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