23 Table Tennis / Ping Pong Pick Up Lines

Use the best ping pong pick up lines to help you get that smash with the girl or guy. Funny and cheesy ping pong one liners & pick-up lines to help you flirt with your paddle & blade. Get your table tennis spin on tonight with the rubber with that perfect doubles date. Easy Copy & Paste!

Table Tennis Ping Pong Pick Up Lines
Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect stroke.	Copy This.
Babe, if you lob my strokes, I am going to smash you deep.	Copy This.
Babe, you like table tennis? Because you ping pong my balls.	Copy This.
Care to knock a few balls with me?	Copy This.
Do you play forehand or backhand? Either way I am serving you tonight.	Copy This.
Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.	Copy This.
Do you want to be my doubles partner for life?	Copy This.
Girl, are you a ping pong ball? Because I'd like to chase you around the room then smash you.	Copy This.
Girl, are you ping pong? Because I can smash you all night long.	Copy This.
Girl, it's all about the spin.	Copy This.
Girl, it's not just the paddle, it's my blade.	Copy This.
Girl, would you be my table tennis tonight? Because I want to serve you.	Copy This.
Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.	Copy This.
If you can return my serve, I’ll return your call.	Copy This.
If you will be my paddle, I'll be your ball. Serve me.	Copy This.
It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.	Copy This.
Sex is like ping pong, it's a never ending rally until one partner loses the rally.	Copy This.
So, what’s your favorite stroke?	Copy This.
Tired of singles? Let's play some doubles.	Copy This.
Want topspin, backspin, or sidespin? Either way I drive to please.	Copy This.
What we are doing tonight, we don't need no rubber.	Copy This.
You are the winner in my table tennis game.	Copy This.
You could counter smash me any time.	Copy This.