55 Lacrosse Pick Up Lines

Use the best lacrosse pick-up lines to help you while playing with the stick. Funny and cheesy lacrosse-themed pick up lines to use on guys and gals. Cradle his sticks and balls. These good lacrosse pick up lines work for the everyday lacross players. Easy Copy & Paste!

Lacrosse Pick Up Lines 
Babe, my stick skills are amazing. I know all the tricks.
Baby win me over like you win the face off.
Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?
Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.
Hey baby, Do you love to play lacrosse because you can have my stick.
Hey girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.
Hey girl, What type of shaft do you love? Aluminum, S#xanium, Composite, Scandium or Wood.
Hey, baby, I don’t know what to do with my hands.
Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.
Hey, baby, What’s your favorite position.
Hey, girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.
Hey, lax bro, I’m your lax hoe.
How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.
How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages? By Air Mail.
I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.
I bet your lacrosse stick has a lot of amazing skills and you know all the trucks, baby?
I do not know what I should be doing with my hands, babe, would you care to help me out?
I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.
I’ve got a huge bucket of balls baby.
Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Just call me your personal laxtitute.
Let’s play a game without refs. We can get as dirty as we want.
Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.
Show me how you move that lacrosse stick of you and I’ll take care of your balls, boy.
So you’ve seen the movie crooked arrow? You can see my crooked arrow for free.
So, what’s your favorite position?
Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.
The only checking you should be doing is me out cause you Lacrosse my mind every day.
What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball? Catch ya later.
What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common? They both use drills!
What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea!
What do you call a baller playing lacrosse? Pick “n” Roll.
What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick? Cutting edge.
What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.
What do you call an goth kid playing lacrosse? The cutter.
What do you get if you see a lacrosse player buried up to his neck in sand? More sand
What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind? They become a referee.
What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line against Notre Dame? They score.
What kind of car does a lacrosse player drive? A Dodge.
Which animal is the best at lacrosse? A score-pion.
Why are lacrosse players never on time? Because they’re always cutting it close.
Why can’t you play lacrosse in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team? Because she kept running away from the ball.
Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.
Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score
Why do girls like lacrosse players? Because they carry long poles.
Why do lacrosse players make bad decisions? Because they think with their poles.
Why is the lacrosse field hot after the game? Because all the fans have left.
You seem to be checking me out now and I’m thinking how to get you out of your uniform.
You’ve been running lacrosse my mind all day.
You’ve got a nice head.
Your stick skills are amazing. I bet you know all the tricks.

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