Get your surfs up with the best surfing pick up lines. Express your love interest with these surf pick up lines about surfer slangs, surfboards, techniques, and more surfing-related themes. Get and experience surf and love at the same time. Learn about what’s good to say to a surfer boy or girl with pickuplines. Easy Copy & Paste!
| Surfing Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| A surfboard is easy to ride. You don't need to learn to ride it. | |
| Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you’re making my face all red. | |
| Are you a surfboard? You need a waxing before I can take a ride. | |
| Babe I am a surfer, because I would body surf you all night long. | |
| Babe, I would rather be cranking your waves in bed. | |
| Babe, the surf isn't the only thing up tonight. | |
| Bless a man with a surfboard, you have distracted him for the whole day. Teach a man good surfing skills, you can't get him to work forever. | |
| Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries? | |
| Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady. | |
| Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard. | |
| Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? | |
| Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up! | |
| Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire. | |
| Dolphins are cute animals. Can you believe some people still kill them in some countries all over the world? | |
| Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always drag free. | |
| Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? | |
| Fishing with you in September is best because you can’t ‘run-off’ | |
| Girl, what you cooking? I am down to drill. | |
| Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. | |
| Hey baby! Are you a surfboard? Because you appear like you need waxing before taking a ride. | |
| Hey baby! If you don't mind, let me throw you into a trailer and get you hauled into the sea. | |
| Hey baby! Is your name summer? Because am feeling the hotness of your love. | |
| Hey baby! You don't have to worry, surfboards don't have in-laws. | |
| Hey baby! You rock my boat like a professional captain crunch. | |
| Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that rises. | |
| Hey girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea. | |
| Hey gurl, let me take you surfing. I'll teach you how to ride my stick | |
| Hey guy! Am about diving into the ocean of love. Do you want surfing? | |
| Hey guy! Do you have detergents? Let me wash off the suits of my surfboards. | |
| Hey guy! It is impossible to contract a disease from a surfboard you have never explore. | |
| Hey guy! You don't need to panic, because surfboards don't get pregnant. | |
| Hey Jane! Choose which is prettier today; the sky, the water, or your beautiful eyes. | |
| Hey Johanna! Do you have sunburn on your body or you are always hot as a summer? | |
| Hey ladies, which way to the beach? | |
| Hey Larry! How do people surfing exchange pleasantries? They wave to one another. | |
| Hey Lisa! Show me the way to the beach. I need to catch some fun. | |
| Hey Wendy! Show me the way to the beach of love and I will explore it. | |
| How do surfers maintain perfect cleanliness? They wash by the shores. | |
| How do you refer to Samoan surfing the outside break when enjoying on a five-foot day? Tufa out. | |
| I am about to dive into the sea of love with you. Come along and surf with me. | |
| I am not a professional swimmer. Can you help me with your lifeguard while we surf the ocean together? | |
| I barely noticed you in the winter months. | |
| I could put some motion in your ocean. | |
| I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. | |
| I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you its’s like the sun never sets. | |
| I just won the triple crown. | |
| I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my nemo. | |
| I love the way the ocean pounds the surf. | |
| I must be lost… because I see paradise. | |
| I normally fish for trout but I’ll make and exception for you. | |
| I perform best when I’m wet. | |
| I surf better whenever I am wet. | |
| I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours. | |
| I’m about to dive into the sea…you want surfing. | |
| I’m about to dive into your sea. | |
| I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now! | |
| I’m either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly. | |
| I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience? | |
| I’m tired of one-dive stands — I’m looking for some meaningful buddy breathing | |
| If I have my way, I will seek permission to come on board with you. | |
| If I have the chance, I would have exerted some motion in your ocean. | |
| If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless. | |
| If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again. | |
| If you were a fly baby you’d be ‘irresistible’. | |
| I'll do that new wax job for you. | |
| I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part. | |
| Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit. | |
| Is your name summer? Because you are hot! | |
| Jackson'! Why worry? Surfboards don't care if you came late. Just handle them the best way. | |
| Jones! I barely noticed your presence on the beach, while surfing. | |
| Nice beach balls, can I play? | |
| Of course it’s for science! We’re all gonna be living down here one day!! | |
| Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry … could you spit in my mask for me? | |
| Permission to board? | |
| Ready to get wipeout tonight by my big surf? | |
| Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longer. | |
| Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go. | |
| So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then? | |
| Surf & chill? | |
| Surfboards are liberal. If you make the wrong statement against your surfboard, you won't need to apologize before you can start riding it. Just get on it and move on. | |
| Surfboards are not jealous. They don't mind how well you stare at other surfboards or purchase surfboard magazines. | |
| Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience. | |
| Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine. | |
| Surfboards are stronger and made for all. You can ride them anyhow you want, they don't get sore. | |
| Surfboards curves are beautiful to see. They don't get sag. | |
| Surfboards curves never sag. | |
| Surfboards don’t care if you are out late. | |
| Surfboards don’t get pregnant. | |
| Surfboards don’t mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines. | |
| Surfboards last longer, let's get on it. | |
| Surfboards last longer. | |
| Surfboards never sag, come along and join us on the board. | |
| Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome. | |
| Surfing is exciting! Your worst day spent surfing cannot be likened to the best day at work. | |
| Surfing is like have the sweetest moment ever because when it is good, nothing can be compared to it. When it is bad, it is still considered good. | |
| Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that’s just mysterious underwater coral bleaching. | |
| The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing. | |
| The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out. | |
| The waves wont be the only thing you'd be riding tonight. | |
| The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo sexy! | |
| Voulez-vous plongez avec moi? | |
| What is the best sport you can participate in after a tsunami? Body surfing. | |
| What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay. | |
| Why do most surfers get relaxed and cheerful than the others? Because they are grownup surfers that pee on their cloth on regular basis. | |
| Why do surfers cross the beach? They need to get to the other side. | |
| Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet. | |
| Why do you think the shortboarder crosses the road? Because all the brand-wearing, carbon-copying, and sticker-flashing unimaginative short boarders did. | |
| Would this slide with you? | |
| You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won’t get sore. | |
| You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month. | |
| You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well. | |
| You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard. | |
| You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink. | |
| You know I’m da man you been wading for. | |
| You rock my boat like captain crunch. | |
| You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire! | |
| You’re like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. | |
| You’re so hot, the sun is jealous. | |
| You’ve got the fanciest fantail I’ve ebber seen. | |
| Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today. | |
| Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea. | |
| Your surfboard is attractive and big. Can I explore it? | |
| Your surfboard is so big! |
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