123 Surfing Pick Up Lines

Get your surfs up with the best surfing pick up lines. Express your love interest with these surf pick up lines about surfer slangs, surfboards, techniques, and more surfing-related themes. Get and experience surf and love at the same time. Learn about what’s good to say to a surfer boy or girl with pickuplines. Easy Copy & Paste!

Surfing Pick Up Lines 
A surfboard is easy to ride. You don't need to learn to ride it.
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you’re making my face all red.
Are you a surfboard? You need a waxing before I can take a ride.
Babe I am a surfer, because I would body surf you all night long.
Babe, I would rather be cranking your waves in bed.
Babe, the surf isn't the only thing up tonight.
Bless a man with a surfboard, you have distracted him for the whole day. Teach a man good surfing skills, you can't get him to work forever.
Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries?
Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.
Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any sunscreen? ‘Cause you are burning me up!
Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.
Dolphins are cute animals. Can you believe some people still kill them in some countries all over the world?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always drag free.
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Fishing with you in September is best because you can’t ‘run-off’
Girl, what you cooking? I am down to drill.
Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey baby! Are you a surfboard? Because you appear like you need waxing before taking a ride.
Hey baby! If you don't mind, let me throw you into a trailer and get you hauled into the sea.
Hey baby! Is your name summer? Because am feeling the hotness of your love.
Hey baby! You don't have to worry, surfboards don't have in-laws.
Hey baby! You rock my boat like a professional captain crunch.
Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that rises.
Hey girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.
Hey gurl, let me take you surfing. I'll teach you how to ride my stick
Hey guy! Am about diving into the ocean of love. Do you want surfing?
Hey guy! Do you have detergents? Let me wash off the suits of my surfboards.
Hey guy! It is impossible to contract a disease from a surfboard you have never explore.
Hey guy! You don't need to panic, because surfboards don't get pregnant.
Hey Jane! Choose which is prettier today; the sky, the water, or your beautiful eyes.
Hey Johanna! Do you have sunburn on your body or you are always hot as a summer?
Hey ladies, which way to the beach?
Hey Larry! How do people surfing exchange pleasantries? They wave to one another.
Hey Lisa! Show me the way to the beach. I need to catch some fun.
Hey Wendy! Show me the way to the beach of love and I will explore it.
How do surfers maintain perfect cleanliness? They wash by the shores.
How do you refer to Samoan surfing the outside break when enjoying on a five-foot day? Tufa out.
I am about to dive into the sea of love with you. Come along and surf with me.
I am not a professional swimmer. Can you help me with your lifeguard while we surf the ocean together?
I barely noticed you in the winter months.
I could put some motion in your ocean.
I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
I feel like I’m in Scandinavia, because when I’m with you its’s like the sun never sets.
I just won the triple crown.
I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my nemo.
I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.
I must be lost… because I see paradise.
I normally fish for trout but I’ll make and exception for you.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I surf better whenever I am wet.
I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I’m about to dive into the sea…you want surfing.
I’m about to dive into your sea.
I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
I’m either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly.
I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I’m tired of one-dive stands — I’m looking for some meaningful buddy breathing
If I have my way, I will seek permission to come on board with you.
If I have the chance, I would have exerted some motion in your ocean.
If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.
If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.
If you were a fly baby you’d be ‘irresistible’.
I'll do that new wax job for you.
I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit.
Is your name summer? Because you are hot!
Jackson'! Why worry? Surfboards don't care if you came late. Just handle them the best way.
Jones! I barely noticed your presence on the beach, while surfing.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Of course it’s for science! We’re all gonna be living down here one day!!
Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry … could you spit in my mask for me?
Permission to board?
Ready to get wipeout tonight by my big surf?
Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longer.
Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.
So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?
Surf & chill?
Surfboards are liberal. If you make the wrong statement against your surfboard, you won't need to apologize before you can start riding it. Just get on it and move on.
Surfboards are not jealous. They don't mind how well you stare at other surfboards or purchase surfboard magazines.
Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.
Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.
Surfboards are stronger and made for all. You can ride them anyhow you want, they don't get sore.
Surfboards curves are beautiful to see. They don't get sag.
Surfboards curves never sag.
Surfboards don’t care if you are out late.
Surfboards don’t get pregnant.
Surfboards don’t mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.
Surfboards last longer, let's get on it.
Surfboards last longer.
Surfboards never sag, come along and join us on the board.
Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome.
Surfing is exciting! Your worst day spent surfing cannot be likened to the best day at work.
Surfing is like have the sweetest moment ever because when it is good, nothing can be compared to it. When it is bad, it is still considered good.
Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that’s just mysterious underwater coral bleaching.
The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
The waves wont be the only thing you'd be riding tonight.
The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo sexy!
Voulez-vous plongez avec moi?
What is the best sport you can participate in after a tsunami? Body surfing.
What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.
Why do most surfers get relaxed and cheerful than the others? Because they are grownup surfers that pee on their cloth on regular basis.
Why do surfers cross the beach? They need to get to the other side.
Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.
Why do you think the shortboarder crosses the road? Because all the brand-wearing, carbon-copying, and sticker-flashing unimaginative short boarders did.
Would this slide with you?
You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.
You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well.
You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You know I’m da man you been wading for.
You rock my boat like captain crunch.
You should go in the water, cuz you’re so hot you’re on fire!
You’re like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
You’re so hot, the sun is jealous.
You’ve got the fanciest fantail I’ve ebber seen.
Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I’m lost at sea.
Your surfboard is attractive and big. Can I explore it?
Your surfboard is so big!

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