55 Hockey Pick Up Lines

Use the best Hockey related pick up lines to use on guys. Have an eye for a guy at a hockey game, a bar showing hockey games, or during hockey season? Use these pick up lines to break the ice. These pick up lines may work for girls too if you know that they love hockey! We have the pick up lines related to hockey such as pucks and sticks. Enjoy and have fun!

Hockey Pick Up Lines
Bagy, yrrr so beurdiffle dat I feel I can be nacheral wif yoo.
C'mon baby, the iceman cometh… but never too soon.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Can I slip one past your tendy?
Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Gretzky isn't the only great one.
Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.
I only drool when I'm standing upright.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I've got a curved stick.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer
Life is better when we stick together.
Look, my teeth spell out "I love you" in block letters!
Me take you eat
My other stick curves to the right
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I… Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking cuz baby I'm hooked on you.
Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
Wanna hipcheck?
Wanna ride my Zam-boner?
Wanna see my "hat-trick?"
We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?
Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?
What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
Would you like a PUCK?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You must be the oppositions net, because i can't wait to be inside you.
You sweep me off my feet!
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
You wanna be my equipment manager?

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