56 Golf Pick Up Lines

Many golfing terms sound naughty. Use these pick up lines to your advantage in starting a chat with your guy or girl. We have compiled the best list of pick up lines with references to golf style, golf clubs, golf course, and various famous golf celebrity.

Golf Pick Up Lines
Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T?
After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.
Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be a grand slam?
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you want me to pull it?
Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Hello, more than friends.
Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?
Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?
How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome?
How many strokes do you want?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I only play in the short grass
I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.
I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.
I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
I've been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe.
I've got some good news. I like to go low.
Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
It takes balls to play golf.
Look how big his putter is...
My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?
My drives aren't always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!
My shaft is too long.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.
Wanna be my 19th hole today?
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.
Wanna see my cobra?
Wanna see my super stroke?
Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
Would you mind being treated like a green that I'm 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I'm going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.
You in the mood for some stroke play?
You interested in trying some new balls?
You look like someone who likes to swing.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm
Your putt looks great in those pants

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