Are you at a volleyball game or trying to hit on a volleyball player? We have compiled a funny set of volleyball pick up lines. They include practices, specific volleyball terms, tournaments, and beach. Use these clever pick up lines at the right times to impress and flirt!
Volleyball Pick Up Line | |
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Am I looking at a defense specialist? Because you are totally keeping the play alive. | |
Are you a good blocker? Because I sense a big fat tip coming. | |
Are you a hitter? Because I can set you up for the perfect spike. | |
Are you a receiver? Because I got some fast balls for you. | |
Are you a three-point pass? Because you're perfect. | |
Are you a volleyball? Because I will always dive for you. | |
Are you a volleyball? Because I would hit on you all night long. | |
Are you as good as serving your numbers like you do with volleyball? | |
Babe are you the hitter in volleyball? Tonight let me be the hitter instead. | |
Babe you are my perfect three-point pass. | |
Babe, do you want me to go short or go deep? | |
Babe, get in ready position and I will spike into your net. | |
Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious dick. | |
Babe, I am just into jungle ball or picnic volleyball. | |
Babe, I got the flare in my pants. | |
Babe, let's practice volleyball. You gotta work on your ball handling error. | |
Babe, set your ass up and I'll spike that. | |
By the time I am done, you won't have the power to attack block this cock. | |
Darling I love seeing your boobs while playing volleyball, because I would totally hit that. | |
Dive for my pants and you will save some amazing balls. | |
Do you play volleyball? Because you look great on your knees. | |
Don't be afraid of the net, we got much better protection. | |
Girl are you a setter? Because I'd hit that. | |
Girl are you a team player, because we could assist each other for the perfect score. | |
Girl do you play volleyball? What is your favorite position? | |
Girl even if I am a volleyball player, I won't avoid faults and pass the blame to you. | |
Girl I don't play no decoy game. | |
Girl I will try not to go for penetration. | |
Girl I'd like to test my bump pass with your ass. | |
Girl you play volleyball? Do you enjoy dive in deep or float in the shallow? | |
Girl, anytime you want me to stop, just cry foul. | |
Girl, are you ready to receive my point of service? | |
Girl, we'd make great doubles team. | |
Girl, where do you prefer my bump? Attack line or back court? | |
Girl, you can serve to me all night long. | |
Girl, you like defensive play or attack play? | |
Girl, you served an ace through my heart. | |
Hey Girl! Can I touch you more than 3 times? | |
Hey girl, I love that you got those knee pads. You know what else you could do other than Volleyball? | |
I am coming! Time to run for cover. | |
I am the service winner, ready to see how I score? | |
I cannot help myself but touch you more than three times, it feels illegal. | |
I know just how to approach you: I will spike you hard and fast. | |
I see you know how to use the block, but I will keep trying. | |
If I can set you up good on the court, I'll definitely set you up in bed. | |
If I serve my heart to you, would you return yours? | |
If you were a volleyball, there are so many positions that I could handle you. | |
Let's set it up for the future, it's time to take the dive baby. | |
Look out for my power tip! | |
Pancakes for breakfast? | |
Pass your love to me and I will return it. | |
Serve me balls girl. | |
Should I go for Cross Court Shot or Cut Shot to score with you? | |
Want to make a pass with me, I promise I would not hurt you one bit, you have my word on it. | |
We can go back to my place this night and just have fun reenacting the play you just had. | |
We’re not allowed to touch the volleyball more than three times but I’d love to do that to you. | |
Whenever I see you dive, I get turned on, would you mind doing that for me once more, baby? | |
Why set and spike when we could just bump uglies? | |
Why should we set and even spike if we can just bump away all the uglies we’ve been through. | |
Would it be okay to touch you more than 3 times? | |
Wow seeing you dive really turns me on. | |
You are so tall I bet you play with the ball, I bet you’d love to test it out with me, right away. | |
You bet I can serve as good as I can go down on my knees for a hit, want to see me do that? | |
You can do anything you want as long as you will give me a kiss after your game, okay? | |
You can take me back to the bedroom if we can watch some game movies and mull them over. | |
You happened to be a libero? I swear I will hit at you really hard all day long, believe me. | |
You have the sass, I can see it in your hits, would you give everything you have to me now? | |
You look good on your knees I bet you give a nice hand job too, let me see that for myself. | |
You look like a setter to me so it seems I cannot take you on any double date tonight, I guess. | |
You look like a tight set to me, I might want to loosen you up a bit, want to see me do that? | |
You must be a pass because girl, you are just so damn perfect in every way that I can see you. | |
You must be a setter because you're good with your hands. | |
You must be a tip because you are certainly making me go on my toes, aren’t you, baby girl? | |
You must be a volleyball because baby I just want to dig you right out on this court now. | |
You must be the ball because I’d love to get my hands on you all over you anytime of the day. | |
You must be the perfect set because I hate seeing that so I’d have to smash you real hard. | |
You must be wearing something good cause my volleyball does not get blocked that easily! | |
You must got a lot of stamina as a volleyball player. Let me test your limit babe. | |
You play volleyball? Let me grab some knee pads, so I can slide into your DMs. | |
You saw how good I am at receiving a volleyball, I bet I can do so with your balls tonight. | |
You seem to be good at volleyball and good enough to go on your knees, can I try it out. | |
You seem to have great knowledge of that swing block, want to try swinging with me as well? | |
You want to play with a ball tonight but I can have an extra one for you, want to see it now? | |
You want to see more balls because you love them? You are in for a treat, I got two more! | |
You want to test the durability of the net, we can do so tonight and see what happens next. | |
You want to try I campfire? Well, you are indeed hot and I do want some more of you, honey. | |
You’ve got big feet, is it true that your feet is the shaft too? If so, I would love to see it now. | |
You've obviously mastered the swing block, dare to try swing-dancing with me? |
My dear friend,
I can now call you like that, since because of you I have met the mom of my children.
Thanks again bro, keep the good work