Use this pick up line list for soccer players. We have the best funny and cheesy pick up lines that relate to soccer or so called futboll in Spanish.
| Soccer / Football Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime. | |
| Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you. | |
| Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you. | |
| Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night. | |
| Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls. | |
| Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard! | |
| Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie. | |
| Can I be one of the men in your box? | |
| Can I take a few shots at your goal? | |
| Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head. | |
| Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers? | |
| Did you know you look good in short pants? | |
| Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. | |
| Don't Worry, Baby, I Won't Bite (Luis Suarez) | |
| Ever wondered why people call me the shooter? | |
| Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score. | |
| Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany. | |
| Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight. | |
| Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands. | |
| I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper. | |
| I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight. | |
| I can bend it better than Beckham. | |
| I can go 90 minutes without stopping. | |
| I can score more often than the average soccer player. | |
| I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil. | |
| I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover? | |
| I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi. | |
| I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you. | |
| I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game. | |
| I want you in my mouth. | |
| I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt. | |
| I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.” | |
| I'm at my best during overtime. | |
| I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second. | |
| If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me? | |
| If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you. | |
| Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart. | |
| Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart. | |
| Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego. | |
| Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra. | |
| It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me | |
| Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak. | |
| Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together. | |
| My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you. | |
| Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions....Just letting you know! | |
| Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch. | |
| Wanna see my world cup in action? | |
| Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele? | |
| What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels? | |
| You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions... | |
| You wanna score or just knock around my balls? | |
| You're allowed to use your hands in this game. | |
| You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar |
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