53 Soccer (Football) Pick Up Lines

Use this pick up line list for soccer players. We have the best funny and cheesy pick up lines that relate to soccer or so called futboll in Spanish.

Soccer / Football Pick Up Lines
Are you Ashley Young? Cause you can dive on me anytime.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Don't Worry, Baby, I Won't Bite (Luis Suarez)
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score.
Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
I can bend it better than Beckham.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.
I want you in my mouth.
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.”
I'm at my best during overtime.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions....Just letting you know!
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?
What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?
You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar

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