Is the girl or guy that you are interested in Marching Band or Color Guard, or were they a part of it before when they were in High School? Flirt with strangers or your loved one with these clever and dirty marching band and color guard related pick up lines. These pike up lines bring back good old high school memories, use these to spice up your love life while watching marching band or color guard performances too!

Marching Band and Color Guard Pick Up Lines
According to my coordinate sheet your dot is on my bed.
Are you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.
Are you a fermata? because I'd like to hold you.
Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?
Are you the drum major stand because I would climb you all day.
Band, horns up!
Blow harder.
Do you believe in love at first set or should I march by again?
Do you have a band-aid? I’ve seemed to have scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you play piccalo because I bet you want a peek down below.
Do you play the vibraphones? Because I have been getting a good vibe from you.
Do you want to see me dance with my pole?
Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.
Falling out of love with you is as hard as backwards marching in circles.
Girl, you give me a tromboner.
Hey baby, if its not too much treble, I'd like to 'B' with you…naturally.
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
Hey baby, what is your uniform number? Because I would love to get in those pants.
Hey baby! I'm a percussionist. I bang hard.
Hey girl, are you in marching band? Because you just called me to attention.
Hey girl, you make my heart drop spin.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.
How long is your baton?
I just jazzed everywhere.
I like a man in uniform... a band uniform.
I love how you glitter in the spot light!
I wanna bang that bass drum.
I wanna make you go up an octave.
I wanna stick my reed in your mouthpiece.
I wanna tap that snare drum.
I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.
I'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.
I'll guard you with all my heart
I'll let you in my toaster
I'll strip for you
I'm too sexy for my sabre
I’ll guard you with all my heart.
I’m gonna make you hit a high note.
If you don't know it, don't blow it.
Is that a baton in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Is that a color guard uniform you are wearing? I think its hot.
Is that a drumstick or are you just happy to see me?
It's saxy time.
Let’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing.
Long, loud and lubricated.
Looking good in those tight spandex.
Maybe we can have a sectional time..just the two of us.
My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?
My instructor says I have a great blow technique.
My tuba? Yeah….it takes a strong tongue and soft lips to make this kind of music.
Nice brass
One day, you and I will be as close as Tom Wallace and marching band music.
Pull out or push it in more.
Rifles have nice butts
Sabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.
Show me your tan lines, I will show you mine.
Spin THIS
That's a nice grand staff you have.
The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"
The theme of this movement is love. Let’s develop it.
This set of drill isn't the only thing gonna leave you out of breath tonight.
Trombones can do it in 7 positions
Wanna swap mouth pieces.
We can finger, tongue and blow at the same time.
What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.
What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad oboist can kill you.
What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
Work that pole.
You know I have extra pillow and blanket in the guard room.
You light up my world like a picoolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.
You make my heart dropspin
You must be on the color guard, because you make my flag rise.
You wanna see how far I can fit my mouth piece into my mouth?
You're cuter than a french composition.
You're like a drum. I want to bang you all night.
You've got all parts of me standing at attention.
Your calves must ache, because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.
Your kisses hit me harder than a solid 7 catch.

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