Get the emergency out of your love life with the best 911 pick up lines. Use emergency dispatcher pick up lines and have some fun for guys or girls. Someone call 911 now. Operator: What’s your emergency? Take advantage of cheesy & funny 911 pick up lines Easy Copy & Paste!
| 911 Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| 911 What's the nature of your emergency? You take my breath away. | |
| 911, I need help, because I just want to let you know I am about to explode inside you. | |
| 911. What's your emergency? | |
| Are you 911? I need to report a crash. Because I have a huge crush on you. | |
| Are you emergency staff? Then let me call 911, because I am about to make you come. | |
| Babe, call me 911. Because my help comes for you. | |
| Babe, I hope you are not 911. Because I want you to blow. | |
| Can my plane go into your Pentagon? | |
| Can you call 911? Because I want you as my emergency contact. | |
| Can you call 911? Because my heart is racing for you. | |
| Do you need me to call 911? Because you are smoking hot. | |
| Girl, your rack can crash into my tower any time. | |
| Hello 911 Emergency? I am about to have a stranger in my bed. | |
| Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy on top of someone. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. | |
| Hi are you 911? Because my life is in danger without you. | |
| Hi is this 911? I have an emergency because I am falling for you. | |
| I need to call 911. Because you just stole my heart. | |
| I'd hit you between your twin towers. | |
| Is today 911? We must fuck otherwise the terrorists will win. |
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