Are you stopped by a cop for a traffic stop? You probably do not want to use these pick up lines to flirt with the Police officers or traffic cops to get out of your ticket. However, these cheesy pick up lines may work wonders for you if you are a police or if you want to hit on a policeman or police woman in a casual setting like a coffee shop and such. These flirty police related pick up lines can be also used as some romantic one liners if you are actually in a relationship with a police officer.

Policeman Pick Up Lines
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed.
Bullproof vest? Nah. It's all muscle.
COPS!! Spread em'.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.
Did I tell you that I live next door to Dunkin Donuts?
Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?
Drop 'em!
Ever seen a baton this big?
How about you cock my gun?
I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren.
I have a great idea for those handcuffs.
I hear cops like a big bust.
I love a man in uniform
I'm a police officer!
I'm ready to enfore the law of attraction.
I'm writing you a ticket. "Fine" is written all over you.
I’d love you to frisk me.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Let's go to my place for some under-cover work.
Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.
My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?
Nice uniform, it would look great at the foot of my bed…
Not here to bust you. But we are here for your bust.
Step out of the vehicle. Walk a straight line into my life.
Stick with me and those lights won’t be the only thing flashing.
Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?
That’s a mighty big “flash light” you have there officer….
Want to plant something on me?
Want to play good cop bad cop?
What are you doing with your night stick later?
What else do you do with that night stick?
You got fine written all over you.
You have the right to remain silent. I doubt you will.
You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?


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